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Chris French @chrysostomatic
Joined January 2016
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When you're in the Uber on the way home at 3 AM on Sunday morning and that last pill has just finally kicked in
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Twitter has limited visibility on this masterpiece by @andjamwar so I'm doing my bit to spread it far and wide.
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Ron Rule
@ronrule
27 Oct 2024
I still can’t believe Aldi sells these for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.
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Bec@beckyboopta
17 Oct 2024
The plans to change the ‘block’ for this place is like telling us we can’t close the curtains while we’re undressing and there’s a group of strangers peering in, but it’s ok because the front door is locked so they can’t get in the house. That is to say, it’s bullshit. #block
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Moisture in the charge port But you better not kill the groove, DJ
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Headquarters
@HQNewsNow
18 Sep 2024
Trump: “Vote for Donald Trump. What the hell do you have to lose?” (This week it was reported that at least two Georgia women died after they couldn't access timely medical care because Donald Trump ended Roe v. Wade)
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A ProPublica headline: "Abortion Bans Have Delayed Emergency Medical Care. In Georgia, Experts Say This Mother's Death Was Preventable."

ALT A ProPublica headline: "Abortion Bans Have Delayed Emergency Medical Care. In Georgia, Experts Say This Mother's Death Was Preventable."

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James Annable@jimma54
11 Sep 2024
Dear people of X, I need your assistance, as a newly qualified composer I will be releasing some of my work on the streaming platforms and as we all know the music industry is very competitive, I need followers so people will actually hear the work I have composed. Please follow.
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Maya@elusivemoment
13 Aug 2024
. @RachelReevesMP I've just seen this article: hl.co.uk/news/will-labour-ch… Pls remember that a lot of middle-aged people are now struggling financially. They've lost homes / can't afford to buy post divorce (50% divorce rate). Higher IHT is going to hurt them when they inherit.
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Open Britain@OpenBritainHQ
9 Aug 2024
On behalf of his constituents in Clacton, where’s Nigel???
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James Lucas
@JamesLucasIT
30 Jul 2024
Thread of the most surreal sky phenomena ever caught on camera 🧵 1. The coolest meteor video ever
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Maya@elusivemoment
24 Jul 2024
This: theguardian.com/commentisfre… by @pollytoynbee @guardian @guardiannews Please change the way we vote @UKLabour @Keir_Starmer Thanks for sharing on FB @chrysostomatic #VotingMustChange #UKPolitics

Labour may win big under first past the post, but it is morally obliged to bring in a fairer system...

Tactical voting can help oust the Tories, but we should remember that it’s also a democratic abomination, says Guardian columnist Polly Toynbee

theguardian.com
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Mark Hammond@MarkHam80780803
5 Jul 2024
“How am I supposed to invade Poland with 4 seats?”
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That was a fucking banger of a speech
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