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@JPeterlin I’ve got a stranglehold on it now
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They call soccer “bass fishing” in Europe. Read a book 🥳
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took for granted how amazingly well Cleveland behaved after 52 years without a championship 🏀
I will never understand the idea that if your team wins a championship, you need to then start destroying things. Where does that urge even come from?
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Holy crap, halftime 450 cup cash 😂 🥳
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And now…football.
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A severe thunderstorm watch has been issued for parts of Indiana, Kentucky, Ohio, Pennsylvania and West Virginia until 9 PM EDT
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How bad is the food in the UK to where Golden Corral is a revelation?
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I just had an out of body experience
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RALPHY…BRING UP RALPHY VELAZQUEZ…RALPHY
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The Knicks completed probably the easiest run ever to an NBA title. Hawks, Sixers, Cavaliers and a young Spurs team that missed the playoffs last season.
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Scoring 90 points at home in a Finals elimination game is fairly pathetic.
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Former NFL linebacker Aldon Smith has died at the age of 36.
The 49ers mourn the passing of former LB Aldon Smith. 📰 49rs.co/4a0Qjv8
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My most controversial middle aged sportswriter take: Bob Seger has better songs than Bruce Springsteen
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José Ramírez has a left hamate bone fracture. He’s headed to the IL.
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NBA All-Star James Harden arrested with gun in Houston trib.al/ObjRHme
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Looks like the beard could be in jail this morning
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10 years ago today...
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We could have Nick and Junior Caminero in the middle of our lineup but noooooooo
Nick Kurtz BOMB, 471 feet Kurtz in Las Vegas: .467 BA 4 HR
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He’s on another planet right now
Jacob Misiorowski breaks the record for most strikeouts in a Maddux. Misiorowski vs. Phillies: 9 IP (career-high) 0 ER 15 K (career-high) 1 H 0 BB 26 Whiffs 95 Pitches
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10 years ago today...
"What did Klay say?" 10 years ago today, LeBron's laugh & response to Klay saying "I guess his feelings just got hurt" Next 3 GMS - The 3-1 Comeback👑 41 PTS, 16 REB, 7 AST, 3 BLK 41 PTS, 11 AST, 8 REB, 3 BLK 27 PTS, 11 AST, 11 REB, 3 BLK
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“What did Klay say?” 10 years ago today. The rest was history.

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