Subject: THE FIRST EVER 'THIS CURSED MACHINE' GUIDE 🌎
Date: 08/05/2024
From: CH | Stump Resources (SR)
To: Undisclosed Recipients
With the debut of
@redstonexyz mainnet and its projected game launch lineup, THIS CURSED MACHINE (TCM) by
@movingcastles_ offers a fresh take on blending everything we love with Web 3 and FOCGs. After a year of playtests, the game's brilliant team finally released it.
P.S. This onchain game has rats, blood, piss, and most importantly
$BUGS.
🐛 Introduction to THIS CURSED MACHINE
In TCM, you are a Stump. Do not question what it is. Just accept who you are.
Since this is your ticket to financial independence, your primary goal is to get your cursed machine to produce the greatest riches. This is all about meeting product demand and being as efficient as possible with your Cursed Machine.
A spike in orders occurs every 4 p.m. CET when the warehouse opens. Stumps will rush in to take as many orders as possible and fulfill them.
Care to know how this works? Let’s start by dissecting your pod:
🐛 Pod
The pod is your operating machine; use it to secure financial freedom with
$BUGS.
• Tanks:
Tanks are here for storage; you can fill them up with whatever supply you have or want. The possibilities are endless here at TCM. These tanks can be used to connect to the two inlets as well as the outlet.
• Inlets:
This is where you get to start cooking. Inlets are here to route the
supplies you have to your choice of machine and YOU.
• Machines:
At the time of writing, there are six machines available: Dryer, Boiler, Grinder, Mixer, Centrifuge, and Splitting. Each has the sole purpose of manufacturing different supplies: dry, boil, grind, mix, centrifuge, and split.
As for the recipes, unfortunately Stump, you’ll have to figure that out yourself.
• YOU:
The center of the cursed machine is YOU. After all, you are the life and the heart of your own cursed machine. YOU are used to connect different pipes; and to create or augment different supplies for different orders.
• Outlet:
Finally, the outlet will distribute the product to your tanks.
(Friendly tip: ensure that the outlet is plugged into the right tank)
🐛 Material Types
To complete orders and accumulate
$BUGS, you'll need a wide range of materials.
It's really simple, as can be seen above: materials are categorised as either complex or product and are either solid or liquid. More augmentation of these components will make them unstable or garbage, according to the second level of classification.
Make sure, Stump, that nothing is wasted here.
🐛Orders
As hardworking Stumps, we must contribute to our employer in order to be compensated with
$BUGS.
The closest indication that you'll receive is through your email and a correct comprehension of the produce or goods that need to be supplied. The order is classified by its type of material.
You have 24 hours from the time you accept an order to ship it, or else...
🐛
$BUGS
The only path to financial freedom is
$BUGS $BUGS $BUGS $BUGS $BUGS.
🐛 Community Tools
@0xRedswap: Redstone’s first native DEX which is forked from Uniswap V3. Swap
$ETH to
$BUGS and grow your monopoly.
stumpfmakler.com/: This was made by the folks at Stumpfmakler Global, the leader in facilitating trade in TCM. It is built to be an escrow platform for Stumps to fill in orders outside of their main employer.
🐛 Conclusion
As we bid you farewell, dear Stump, never forget that THIS CURSED MACHINE is more than simply a game—it's a financially-free journey and a playground for the bold.
Your wit, resourcefulness, and resilience will be your greatest strengths in this accursed world where
$BUGS echo through the hallways of opportunity.
The universe of THIS CURSED MACHINE is waiting for you to arrive, and your journey has just begun...
$BUGS $BUGS $BUGS $BUGS $BUGS $BUGS $BUGS $BUGS $BUGS $BUGS $BUGS $BUGS $BUGS $BUGS $BUGS $BUGS
Written by:
@raphsevi