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Joined November 2008
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RT @dollisheart: In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i’m sure
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they should invent a way to communicate
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being in a landlocked state is the pits because sometimes I really need to go hang out at The Docks
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allergies are so bad today I will become a danger to society
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maybe cliche to say this but a bigger splash is still one of the most striking paintings i’ve ever seen, RIP david hockney
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I haven't been able to stop thinking about the last ten minutes of Walker (1987) for five days, I don't think I've gotten a kick out of a movie like that in a while
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Jun 11
so beautifully ballsy to directly draw a parallel at that time when audiences did Not want to hear all that, like "fuck you, sit with the discomfort and absurdity of The American Way"
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Jun 10
thinking about making my carnal desires everyone else's problem
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Jun 10
maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette
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wondering if they have flare cut jeans at the bottom of this well, that way I can have flare cut jeans and be at the bottom of a well
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me and my top four
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There are some people who are too French for their own good. (1977)
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they are Large Men but they are indeed Babies
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when a cat is a little baby man… the fact that both of my cats are little baby men… it’s so funny.. because you’re so little and soft but you’re a man
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my husband, mind you
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Jun 8
George Carlin's standup over footage of Splinter from the live Ninja Turtles show from the '90s 🤣 so good
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did he get stuck like this or what
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