Brand and company builder. Operating Council @mixingboardco. Hooked on pickleball.
Joined July 2007
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Carolyn Penner retweeted
Mar 10
We have wearables to track our cardio and sleep.
We have CGMs to track our metabolic health.
But when it comes to our daily gut health, hydration, and urinary health, we've been completely in the dark.
Today, that changes.
Listen to your gut, with Throne.
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Carolyn Penner retweeted
29 Sep 2025
Very excited to announce that Throne One is available for pre-order!
Track your gut health and hydration with our new hands-free device!
Reserve yours today to get one of the first 2500 we ship in January! Link below~
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Carolyn Penner retweeted
29 Sep 2025
We just released our first video about Throne's founding story.
Link in the comments – I'd love to hear your thoughts! 👇👇
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14 Jan 2025
Cool new company from @amather: Eternal. They're redefining what healthcare looks like for athletes, helping people approach it - and aging - more proactively. My brother is a physician on their care team, and I can't wait to try it out. eternalco.substack.com/p/ann…
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6 Nov 2024
RT @rebexxxxa: idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women
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Carolyn Penner retweeted
25 Oct 2024
Pacific Fusion, a power company that is attempting to create a nuclear fusion-based energy source, said it has raised over $900 million, putting the unknown startup near the top of a growing industry. trib.al/FPTV6Ns
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20 Oct 2024
Poop jokes aside, there is a lot of health data that gets, quite literally, flushed down the toilet. The team at @ThroneScience is building the smoke detector for colon cancer.
Still in beta - join the waitlist to get early access shop.thronescience.com/produ…
20 Oct 2024
Throne’s toilet camera takes pictures of your poop tcrn.ch/3Nyfr0w
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Carolyn Penner retweeted
6 Aug 2024
My favorite factoid about Tim Walz is that during his career as a high school teacher, in the same year, he coached the football team to a state title AND served as the faculty advisor for the school's first gay-straight alliance (GSA) club.
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Carolyn Penner retweeted
25 Jul 2024
I’m Kamala Harris, and I’m running for President of the United States.
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Carolyn Penner retweeted
24 Jul 2024
Product managers calling into standup just to say “no update” after spending the last 3 days creating JIRA tickets in the pool
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1 Jul 2024
🔥 @GoSydGo after setting a new world record in the 400m hurdles at the Olympic trials. Watching her race makes me cry.
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Carolyn Penner retweeted
19 Apr 2024
14 years ago today I started a new job to work on this very website, and I still talk to a couple dozen people from that job every week and it changed my life in countless ways.
Thanks for the reminder my fellow start day bud @cpen and to the best damn alma mater 💙
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Carolyn Penner retweeted
26 Nov 2023
There are two kinds of friends:
Those who say “let’s hang out” and you never do.
And those who hit you with the immediate calendar invite.
H/t @cpen
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26 Jul 2023
25 Jul 2023
Pineway is out, Throne is in.
Here's why: notion.so/pineway/Why-we-re-…
If you'd like to follow the Throne journey, sign up for our email list and/or join our Discord at thronewell.com
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Carolyn Penner retweeted
19 Jul 2023
The next Taylor Swift could avoid years of heartache from an exploitative contract, if three new projects tokenizing artist royalties are successful. cointelegraph.com/magazine/t…
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Carolyn Penner retweeted
16 Jul 2023
My @delta flight got canceled from JFK. The customer service line was huge, so I google a Delta JFK phone number. The number was 1888-571-4869 Thinking I reached Delta, I started telling them about getting me on a new flight.
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12 Jul 2023
Sneaky news in yesterday’s issue of @readthereset: Ryan is now GM of Columbus Pickleball Club, a @majorleaguepb team. 🔥
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Carolyn Penner retweeted
2 Jul 2023
from shitpost to NYT Biz section, well done @ryandawidjan (who afaik coined it)
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16 Jun 2023
Ryan is commentating on the live stream for @MajorLeaguePB today - court 3. youtube.com/live/K3W5C44fb78…
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