How embarrassing for all those who claimed Hannah Spencer was wearing a £1800 Gucci silk blouse. 🤣🤣🤣

This man is a threat to our democracy. He backs violence and extremism. Blaming a group of people for the awful actions of an individual leads us to a very dark place. Musk, Lowe, Farage, Robinson - these men don't give a shit about this country, they want to rip us apart.

She shoots, she scores! @SarahForRuncorn’s face 🤣🤣🤣 *chef’s kiss* Well done, Hannah Spencer! @McrGreenParty

Farage listening to the news...

Henry Nowak's father outside court yesterday: "We do not want Henry's murder to be used to create further hatred, division or tension."

Thank you for everything, Oliver Glasner ❤️💙

UEFA have informed us that because no one on the planet understands the handball rules, it’s been decided that we will simply allow handballs from now on

People diminishing Crystal Palace’s Conference League win because they are the third English side to win it should remember that Leicester, Tottenham Hotspur and Aston Villa all failed to do so. If it were simply about finances, there would have been five English champions. It's such a nonsensical argument. Real Madrid have won the Champions League 15 times and are the richest club in the world — but there isn't a problem with that. The whole idea stinks of sour grapes. #CPFC

At the end of the day, we always win...

Only one tweet we need to complete the night now lads…

Oh my god. Champions of Europe (sort of). Thankyou @CPFC

Aaaand now I’m nervous. Whatever happens, thank you Oli. Now let’s go Palace! 🔴🔵🦅

I arrived as a stranger and I will leave as a South Londoner 🥹

“You never know when the last one is” RIP @KyleBusch

EXC 🚨: UEFA have CONFIRMED that this will be the LAST season that the Conference League will be considered a major trophy, with the winners crowned “Champions of Europe”. From next season the competition will be DOWNGRADED to a pointless and irrelevant tournament featuring “tiny” and “tinpot” clubs.

Brighton’s links with the Chelsea/Strasbourg setup are looking more dodgy by the week. Chelsea signed Cucurella, Caicedo, Sánchez and João Pedro directly from Brighton. Then Julio Enciso goes from Brighton to Strasbourg, with Chelsea his eventual destination. Valentín Barco follows the exact same Brighton, Strasbourg pathway… develops there… and now signs for Chelsea too. At what point does this stop looking like normal transfers between separate clubs and start looking like Brighton are unofficially part of the same multi club network?

Bobby Manzi repost, my king

Happy Cup Final Day. No Palace fan can watch this 2025 BBC montage without tearing up… #cpfc

I’m hearing that Andy Burnham has purchased a meal deal at WH Smith in Euston station. Beth, Sam and Sophy are en route to ask the checkout assistant what flavour crisps he chose. Meanwhile Nigel Farage trousered a £5m bung and didn’t declare it. Back to the crisps story.