God’s battle axe and weapon of war

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Cheers to all those that have been around a while watching the defecation hit the ventilation system. We made it fam!

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7 Feb 2024
.@KelleyAshbyPaul and I appreciate the kind words and @x, @elonmusk!
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30 Nov 2023
Brilliant
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I spelled this little girls name wrong on a vinyl yesterday - and it’s haunting me - if anyone knows Kaydence or her family- please help me find her so I can send her another one
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Me after getting caught weighing avocados as bananas in the self checkout line at Whole Foods
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This is why I don't swim past 1000 am. in the pools.
7 Aug 2023
If you ever feel useless just remember there are bathrooms at public swimming pools
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"Built like a crash-test dummy"
BREAKING: Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg will partake in a cage fight. According to Musk, a “Zuck v Musk fight will be live-streamed on 𝕏. All proceeds will go to charity for veterans.” Here is your fight card: Zuckerberg: - 5'7" and reportedly 155 lbs. - 39 years old. - One of the stronger nerds you will meet. - Built like a tech geek who wants to be a UFC fighter. - Jiu-Jitsu blue belt. Musk: - 6’2” and reportedly 187 lbs. - 51 years old. - One of the brightest white torsos you will see. - Built like a crash-test dummy. - Trained in judo, kyokushin karate and taekwondo as a child, recently trained briefly in Brazilian jiu-jitsu. What are your predictions?
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It hits ya in the feels when you see it like this.
Let's never forget how they treated us for refusing to take their experimental drug the past three years. 🔊
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Real environmental activists Vs Fake environment activists Guess which one gets mainstream media attention? 🤔
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20 Jul 2023
BREAKING - EXPLOSIVE: @RobertKennedyJr puts Democratic Congress members trying to censor him in their place with fiery open remarks during a hearing to expose censorship. It's shocking that in the United States of America, people are being censored for speaking the truth! WATCH!
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Happy 4th of July 🇺🇸 @ChrisStapleton

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Please listen to @YeonmiParkNK conversation with @joerogan and also with @jordanbpeterson. It is important. Millions are suffering in silence in North Korea.
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If you haven’t listened to the newest @joerogan interview with @YeonmiParkNK here it is. Every person should listen to this interview. open.spotify.com/episode/0G5…
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2021 year to date performance numbers: S&P 500 18% Small caps 13% Bitcoin 12% Bonds -1% Gold -4% A 2002 Toyota Corolla 156%
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Close the Markets‼️@RampCapitalLLC @JeromePowellPPT
I still have 0.00356858 #Bitcoin people keep yelling that I have less now than last week… 🤷🏼‍♂️#btc I learned math with @elonmusk