Statement from Chairman George H. McCaskey and President & CEO Kevin Warren:

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY 💲💲💲💲💲

I just became an uncle. Baby and mom are healthy and safe. Today we celebrate!

🚨 The “NOT FLAT” psyop patch is staring at your critical thinking. 😏 So we’re watching NASA drop the Orion capsule back into the Pacific like it’s just another Tuesday, and what do the Navy divers roll up wearing on their helmets during the most historic crewed lunar return in 50 years? A big, loud, custom “NOT FLAT” parody NASA meatball patch. Not standard issue. Not in the uniform manual. Not something some E4 doodled on his downtime. This was a one-off custom patch that had to get approved up the chain—and probably all the way to some administrator’s desk at Johnson or headquarters. Somebody signed off on it. Deliberately. Knowingly. With the whole world watching the splashdown. Think about that.🤔 You just sent four astronauts on a 10-day lap around the Moon. You supposedly are proving the globe, the orbits, and the whole water-ball-Earth operating system beyond any shadow of a doubt. The masses are eating out of your hand. The normies are clapping and parroting. The mission was a “success.” So why the hell are you still screaming “NOT FLAT” like a triggered midwit-glober at a flat Earth meetup? That’s not science. That’s not even confidence. That’s a PSYOP. That’s psychological warfare dressed up as a “joke.” That’s the ruling technocracy winking at the camera while they rub the normie’s face in the preferred narrative. It’s advertising. It’s a dominance display. It’s them telling you: We control the story. We control what’s “funny.” We control what you’re allowed to question. If the Earth is so obviously not flat, why the insecurity? Why the custom patch for the cameras? Why the need to plant that trigger phrase right on the heads of the guys pulling the ‘heroes’ out of the water? Because deep down they know the conversation is happening anyway. Because the normie awakening is spreading faster than their containment protocols can handle. Because every time they overplay their hand like this, another layer of the mask slips. This wasn’t a prank. This was a tell because the high priests of the space religion felt the need to preach mid-recovery. That’s how fragile this current thing really is. Stay curious. Stay dangerous. Stay salty. 🤔

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Read the book of Enoch.

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The most insane cosmic coincidence ever? Or...simply a lie engrained into us since birth to hide God's perfect creation? 🤔☀️🌙

Once You Go Flat, You Don’t Go Back’

Remember when people accepted that pro wrestling wasn’t real, but still went along with it anyway? This is where we're at with NASA now.

They want you to believe that when you watch a sunset you are actually moving backwards away from it over 1,000 mph watching it go around a curve. The truth is, you are stationary and the sun is moving away from you across a level plane… Just as your senses tell you. You know how I know? Because you can zoom it back in!

Bro helped his Woman out of Lower Earth Orbit.

Astronot has 3 legs 🦵 🤣

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