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25 Jun 2019
17 yr old me looking up hockey boys on Elite Prospects trying to determine whether I waste my time with them for 3 months or not
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“Are you free after work?” Me after work:
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Tht feeling you get wen you know its over
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If it’s the end for the Oilers tonight I can confidently say that Walman’s stupid fucking head shake celly was at least a top 5 moment of the season for me

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Apr 24
I’ll never forgive society for taking away plastic bags and plastic straws just to turn around and allow boomers to destroy the planet making cartoon AI versions of themselves on Facebook all day long
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Oilers in 5 because mcdavid’s rising sign is in retrograde
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ik we’re all depressed but this was so hot of him
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I honestly cannot stress this enough but please start living & enjoying your life. Your life is passing by daily and all you’re doing is working, paying bills, & overthinking stuff you can't change. Start taking trips and treating yourself. Have fun with this life. You only get 1
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Ok so let’s all kill ourselves
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Apr 23
This is even worse to witness in person if you’re wondering #letsgooilers
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Penguins need to put Pickard in if they want to turn this series around.
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Laying round a pool on holiday makes you realise there are so many more girls with normal bodies and normal figures than what social media makes you think there is. Fuck Instagram 🖕🏼
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Apr 18
FUCK TEAMS. FUCK EXCEL. FUCK AUTHENTICATOR APP. FUCK ONE DRIVE.
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Kirill Marchenko is an absolute LEGEND for this 👏 It’s the little things that make all the difference 🥹 (h/t @lelively19)
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CONNOR INGRAM WITH INSANE BACK TO BACK SAVES OH MY 😳 🎥 - @Sportsnet
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Replying to @OilersJack
Lauren holds it down. And on top of that building multiple businesses in our city. She’s all class.
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I’m not sure Edmonton fully realizes how lucky we are to have Lauren McDavid. She is an absolute gem and a huge presence for the city and team.
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A DOUBLE HIT from Nurse and Podkolzin sends Brandon Hagel to the room... So Anthony Cirelli answers and Vasily Podkolzin sends HIM to the room 🫨👊
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Team that has beat you twice in Cup Final, has chanted about your best players and chirped them and on home ice in a game you need to win you show up with no emotion and no physicality and now trail after 20 minutes. Not enough grit on this team.
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Brick Walman 🧱
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