Platform engineer /devops, засновник ukrops.club

Joined November 2008
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Seva Poliakov retweeted
Подивився перформанс Віталія Портнікова і це настільки яскрава ілюстрація еталонної нарцисичної поведінки, що не можу пройти повз, мені просто кортить написати довжелезний тред про те, що в біса відбулось на сцені DOU, що пішло не так, і чому. Here we go!
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I'm working here, awesome service for b2b visual production.
May 12
Replying to @ClaidAI
Built for brands and teams scaling visual production through API workflows and enterprise pipelines. You can try for free upon signup.
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OpenClow fails :)
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"Дав почитати своєму Claude Митця. Власне, Claude почитав Митця і заговорив як він". Київський айтівець створив плагін для Claude Code, навчений на п'єсах Подерв’янського ebx.sh/vr0JIC
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We weren't expecting Linus Torvalds x Elon Musk beef today but here we are 😂

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Always important to remember that a lot of these humans are "faking" the humanlike motions -- its a property of how they're trained not an inherent property of the hardware. They're actually capable of way weirder stuff and way faster motions.
Always important to remember that a lot of these robots are "faking" the humanlike motions -- its a property of how they're trained not an inherent property of the hardware. They're actually capable of way weirder stuff and way faster motions.
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25 Nov 2025
I never feel personal hate about an engineer because of their decision. Until I tried to use terraform with cloudflare. Cloudflare_ruleset syntax is above bad design, above usual infra-bdsm, above good-intention-but-incompetent. It is bad intention some kind of brain damage.
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17 Nov 2025
First sign of a LinkedIn migrant They post retarded tech takes
16 Nov 2025
First sign of a bad developer They use light mode
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18 Nov 2025
RT @llovingalien: F   U    C      K       R    U    S    S…
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Seva Poliakov retweeted
$20k to simulate the experience of a roommate with a ketamine problem.
29 Oct 2025
Timeline is excited about the $20k Neo robot. Watch it try to close a dishwasher. We are not ready. 😅
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Seva Poliakov retweeted
No matter how bad life gets, at least you weren't born in Russia. Remember that.
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30 Oct 2025
Superhuman - superpowers, everywhere you work Plugin currently supports: ✅ Chrome ❌ Chrome based Orion/Arc ❌ Firefox ❌ Safari ❌ MacOS ❌ Windows/Linux Mail supports: ✅ Gmail ✅ Outlook ❌ SMTP/POP ❌ Apple Mail Дійсно, суперсили де б я не працював
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30 Oct 2025
(якщо я працюю тільки в хромі і з джімейлом чи аутлуком)
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26 Oct 2025
Другого сезону Fionna and Cake нема в українському @StreamOnMax , незважаючи на те що це ексклюзив HBO Max. Нафіга так робити я не розумію. #hbomaxukraine
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11 Oct 2025
Я так і не зрозумів яке повідомлення хоче донести «одна битва за іншою». Типу що всі козли і нічого не змінити?
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10 Oct 2025
No electricity since 3am till 7pm, and they promise to fix it at 1am or something. At least we got water back few hours ago. #Kyiv
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19 Aug 2024
by the way, I moved my posts to mastodon, same nickname
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