Allocatoooor. Fan of Phish/Goose/The Dead, Bernese Mountain Dogs, funky houseplants, Old Bay, Baltimore Ravens, cognitive dissonance.All views/etc my own
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27 Mar 2024
Thrilled to announce the launch of Summation Capital!
SCP will provide investors a fully-diversified PE fund portfolio (VC, Growth Equity, & Buyout), managed in a high-quality, low-cost, and aligned manner, via a turnkey fund structure.
More to come!
summationcapital.com
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Look at the date man this is really destiny
14 Jun 2015
One win away
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Jun 12
There is no “bandwagon”. Just like New York City is made better through immigration and transplants, Knicks fandom is so special right now **because** everyone is part of it.
So come in on. The water is warm (and stinky because it’s a puddle in NYC).
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Jun 11
An update to the greatest story of all time.
As the #Knicks rallied with a game-winning 2-pointer, NYers held their number 1! At the final whistle & for the next 7 mins, NYC saw a water‑use spike equal to 368,697 🚽 flushes! As the Knicks surged, we fought the urge… because we knew the team was on the verge… OF HISTORY!
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I’m at the bottom of a multi-layer SPV and am looking forward to the SpaceX IPO in much the same way a golden retriever looks forward to a car ride:
- thrilled to be involved
- no clue how cars work
- unsure if going to the park or getting neutered
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Jun 11
If the cover of the New York Post isn’t this photo with this headline “SACREBLEU IT” then what are we even doing anymore?
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bra im still crying that shit hit him square in the dome now he gotta walk of shame back to his hotel room with egg yolk dripping down his neck
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Jun 11
PREDICTION: OG Anunoby is joining @a16z as a Partner next season.
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hey do you want to watch the knicks game at the palantir popup in the west village. heard about it via a substack i follow by someone in the new media cohort from a top vc. david protein bars is catering. there will be lots of microinfluencers talking about their daily routines.
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Jun 9
New nyc micro neighborhood proposal: William BushWood
(the intersection between East Williamsburg, Ridgewood, and Bushwick)
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Jun 8
bending spoons is the spacex of thoma bravos
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Jun 8
the knicks city dancers should launch copies of the epstein files from the t-shirt cannons
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City vibes are hard to explain right now. There’s a guy smoking a cigar and holding a broom and everyone is shaking his hand as if he’s an essential worker during the pandemic.
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Jun 5
This VC meme is very funny.
If someone falling asleep, not liking your idea, or ghosting you gets you bent out of shape, NGMI.
Go spend a day in private equity or try competing with an incumbent.
Venture is arguably the most pleasant form of dealmaking in the world.
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@HunterBiden do you think the saas selloff is overblown or are they still expensive on FCF ex SBC with anthropic/openai competition?
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Jun 4
Palantir model is mercifully trained on K&E lawyers post-anger management classes:
Jun 4
The world’s highest-grossing law firm said it would use AI technology to make the expertise of its top partners available to more than a thousand of its lawyers. ft.trib.al/EqJsyN2
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Jun 4
They gave Jalen Brunson those Joe Biden drugs
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this guy needs to be stopped and once for all. he’s gone too far
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I think this has gone too far. He was a podcaster
Special edition commemorative CharlieCards are now available in fare vending machines at select subway stations. The collectible T fare cards celebrate some of our region's iconic landmarks and this summer's series of exciting events.
Learn more: mbta.com/news/2026-06-02/mbt…
ALT A collectable CharlieCard with the USS Constitution pictured.
ALT A collectable CharlieCard with South Station and Dewey Square pictured.
ALT A collectable CharlieCard with the Boston Public Library pictured.
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