NYC standup. Winner of the 2021 Coney Island Comedy Festival. Check out Roast Battle League NY. he/him
Joined December 2011
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20 Nov 2021
I just found out a comedian I know finds it annoying how often I mention winning the 2021 Coney Island Comedy Festival. I on the other hand think it’s funny. And I know funny. It’s why I won the 2021 Coney Island Comedy Festival
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My president’s a war criminal,
My ruling class pedophiles,
My resistance alive,
Knicks in 5.
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people are saying Trump jinxed the Knicks tonight. Of course, he jinxed the Knicks, he loves SA!
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Jun 9
Trump finding out the Knicks win streak is 13: im going to fuck it
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Jun 9
My mayor Muslim
My bagel Jewish
My pedophile shuts his eyes
Knicks in five
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May 21
Nobody reads anymore. You can be surrounded by literally thousands of books and still prefer to shoot JFK
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May 5
Hey Cracker Barrel fans get on this I want my Biscoff cookie
BREAKING: Delta Air Lines will no longer offer free snacks or drinks on all flights starting May 19th (under 350 miles).
Meanwhile, Delta CEO Ed Bastian received $27.1 million in 2024.
Consumers lose, every single time.
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Apr 30
What about those who pace maniacally and are constantly in other people’s way?
Apr 30
Those who walk faster generally enjoy longer lives, supported by extensive long-term studies.
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Apr 28
AI trains on original content. Content created using AI creates a feedback loop making AI train on worse and worse quality materials. We should be distrustful of non-AI creators, they are fueling AI
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Apr 26
Whenever I see a hot celebrity like Meghan Thee Stallion get cheated on I think why couldn’t she just date a guy like me who could also cheat on her
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Apr 26
It is too soon to joke about Trump's assassination. I will be sticking to jokes about Charlie Kirk.
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Apr 26
Imagine a fake shooter and a real shooter showing up to the same event
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Apr 24
When I scream fuck it’s not because of my Tourrettes. It’s because I am mad that I have Tourrettes
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Apr 22
Right wing government buying Spirit Airlines to prove that government owned businesses don’t work
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Apr 22
Executive who funds AI so that Skynet will spare him as “one of the good ones”
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Apr 20
Reinstate the draft but then everybody too old to be drafted doesn’t get to vote
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Apr 17
Despite all its flaws, ChatGPT has made it a lot easier to gaslight women
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Apr 16
If I wanted people to feel like my AI made movie could communicate authentic human experience I probably wouldn’t cast Gal Gadot
Doug Liman made a $70 million movie using AI about the creator of bitcoin called Killing Satoshi, starring Gal Gadot, Casey Affleck and Pete Davidson. thewrap.com/creative-content…
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