data guy

Joined March 2011
212 Photos and videos
Pinned Tweet
given that the women who love you often ask for less than they deserve, by that metric you should be spoiling them more.
3
1
9
1,091
in high school, I went up to 158th to meet some people. my friend was running late, so a few of us were posted up the corner waiting. one dude kept looking around every minute. I asked if he was waiting on more people. I still vividly remember him smiling with his white teeth and saying, “nah, can't never be too careful, ya feel me?” say what you want, but that’s reality for a lot of people
what a way to live
739
thats the exact skill gap though, you are supposed to actualize this and not be jaded
(New Yorkers meet more bona fide baddies in a weekend than most people do in a month. we pretend that dating in NYC sucks because it’s gauche to delight in meeting one smart, cultured, well-dressed hottie after another after another, while the rest of u are in a drought. so we frame it as a problem— infinite choice is a perilous trap; what a horrible revolving door we’re all subjected to; but would any of us rather be dating in a city with fewer smart, cultured, well-dressed hotties? of course not. so we stay here and keep pretending to complain.)
145
annoying my wife by saying “damn right girl” every time she says shes hot
49
$14 for this n $1 for a bread bowl addon is crazy, especially in CA
2
68
9,274
Yifu retweeted
EVERYTHING IS BOM
16 Sep 2023
Open Source Manufacturing. Design global. Manufacture local. Starts with an open source BOM directory.
26
109
1,593
68,423
this is why you pay california taxes
california husband : so then i just laid in the grass for a little bit me : DID YOU CHECK FOR TICKS !! WE HAVE THOSE HERE !! THE TICKS !! BE CAREFUL !! NO GRASS IS SAFE !!
1
69
went to date night early cuz claude is down
2
55
Yifu retweeted
As a result of a US government directive, we are suspending access to Claude Fable 5 for all users. You can continue to use all other Claude models. Here’s what this means for you: Across Claude products, new sessions will run on your selected default model or Opus 4.8, and existing Fable 5 sessions will end with an error. On the Claude Platform, requests to Fable 5 will also return an error. Please update your integrations to other Claude models. We know this is a disruption to your workflows; we appreciate your patience and support.
The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees. The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance. Access to all other Claude models is not affected. We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible. Read our full statement: anthropic.com/news/fable-myt…
3,575
7,219
44,192
12,414,731
she’s getting a lot of hate on the TL, but the take probably sounds great to someone whose hormones are so out of whack that she desperately wants to desire her partner, and naively thinks rational stimulation is the way back there because she’s so out of touch with her body. saying “date somebody she’s physically attracted to” are basically doing the libido version of telling a depressed person to “just be happy.” while it is an easy dunk, it really doesn't work like that
there's a sex therapist who has a ritual of making out with her husband every night before bed, and so many of the comments on her posts are some version of "but what if he gets turned on and I don't want to have sex" and i need men to understand and prioritize non sexual touch.
1
20
3,767
Yifu retweeted
OK... take my money
573
6,136
64,397
1,076,782
kind of texts I send when I’m on a work trip and can’t eat her food
Husband is out of the house literally all day studying for the bar, and while I feel bad that he has to suffer through the food at the university, I am thrilled for the glowing 5 star review of the food I make 😂
59
easy way to elevate your G&T, pour a bunch of whole peppercorn into gin and stick it in the freezer overnight, strain and serve with fever tree
making some black pepper infused gin for hosting later
1
1
74
first harvest of lucid dream tomatoes: mellow, semi sweet, low acidity, refreshing.
1
1
101
might make a app for tasting notes on tomato varieties
73
eating half a mango like I'm washing my face with it
1
2
113
I mean, ya
apparently this is where i post from try it yourself: "based on what you know about me, past convos, memories etc: make a picture "where i post from" type meme format, low quality and blurry like the pic was snapped by accident."
1
62
it’s fucking 98 degrees…
1
21
life does not happen in the calm abstract distance of rational decision making. love, least of all, obeys theory
33
when is deepseek gonna support response API format, I'm tired of maintaining the translation layer
22
lol seed packet dress, too bad the waist trim is ugly af
37