Comedy writer, director, fat baby on Prisoner. Co-host @sweetestplum podcast. Co-creator @ronnychieng #Internationalstudent. Co-Creator #CrossBread #podcast

Joined October 2008
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After the earthquake, Bloke nearby ran out of his house and blamed the builders at the next house, and the builder replied, “I’m fucking painting a wall”
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Australia have avenged a 110 year drought against Turkey before Essendon won a final.
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eriksen öldüğü maçta kerem’den daha iyi oynamış
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Drew this and then found out Hakan Calhanoglu doesn’t let you tag him in Instagram posts. If anyone could pass it on, that would be great
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Beach either has a stinker or has an absolutely mental game and gets signed by Real Madrid no inbetween btw
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If I had a dollar for every time a goalkeeper made themselves a national hero on the global stage in their third appearance for the Socceroos, then I would have $2. Which isn't much, but it's strange it happened twice.
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Has your team won a World Cup match in 2026? Canada❌ Switzerland❌ Brazil❌ Türkiye❌ Germany❌ Netherlands❌ Japan❌ Belgium❌ Spain❌ Uruguay❌ France❌ Norway❌ Argentina❌ Portugal❌ England❌ Croatia❌ Australia ✅ #AUSTUR
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Big fan of the name Jacob Italiano. Would be like a bloke being called Giuseppe Australian #FifaWorldCup
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Replying to @declanf
My exact thoughts. Just pure technique with the full bend and staring into the heavens. 100/100
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Replying to @declanf
Was just saying that to my brother, absolutely world class slide. Clean start, lengthy, arms out, head back, ends in the substitutes celebration. Can’t ask for much more 😂
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🗣️ "HE'S MADE OF TNT" - Andy Harper Simon Hill and Andy Harper were UP AND ABOUT with Nestory Irankunda's incredible goal to lead 1-0 against Turkiye. #FIFAWorldCup | #Socceroos
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I think they’re taking it quite well.
NEUTRALE MEINUNG ZUM TRAINERSTAB HEUTE
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Harry Souttar only needs to play every four years. Domestic football is beneath him.
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This is right up there with the Greatest Australian knee slides. Maybe Goodwin in the France game has his nose just in front. #worldcup #socceroos
Put it in the motherfucking Lourve #AUSTUR #FIFAWorldCup
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Barring the red card, I was pretty bloody close. Irankunda even did the Cahill corner flag celebration. (Link below) #socceroos #fifaworldcup #worldcup
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Barring the red card, I was pretty bloody close. Irankunda even did the Cahill corner flag celebration. (Link below) #socceroos #fifaworldcup #worldcup
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Basheer and Wilkshire also commentated the Denmark match. It’s a sign. #fifaworldcup #socceroos
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