Optimistic realist. builder | Growth/Marketing bg. Prev: @bitfinex, @rhinofi, @paragonsdao, others. Crypto native, progressively investing/coping/hoping/roping

Joined July 2020
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Replying to @Polymarket
POV: you're reading the released Epstein files
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DeFi Chad retweeted
Jun 14
elon could solve world hunger literally this second all he has to do is full stack dump all his shares, cause a stock market recession, wipe out trillions, delete tens of thousands of jobs, and then he'll be able to fund the federal government for about 18 minutes
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Firebombing is part and parcel of life in the big city and it's important that the Muslim community doesn't look back in anger. Backlash against peaceful Englishmen will not be tolerated.
🚨NEW: An Imam's home was "fire-bombed" in the early hours of this morning in Bolton, England, as widespread unrest continues over attempted beheading by Sudanese migrant Hadi Alodid [@itvnews]
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DeFi Chad retweeted
Jun 12
Elon Musk is a Trillionaire Peter Thiel made $50bn from the IPO Africans are being rounded up and booted out of Belfast Keir Starmer’s ministers are quitting What a fucking week to be a leftist, cope harder you fucking cunts
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DeFi Chad retweeted
Jun 12
ā€œSo you bought gold at $5.5k few months ago because you thought it could reach $8k?ā€ ā€œYes, Dave.ā€ ā€œAnd now you want to sell it at $4.1k to buy the SpaceX IPO at a $1.77 trillion valuation because you think it can 10x?ā€ ā€œThat’s correct, Dave.ā€
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You get up 80 million dollars, any crypto degen asshole in the world knows what to do. You get a mansion on the palm with a 50-year roof, an indestructible souped up Lambo Urus and you put the rest into the system at 8 to 12 percent and you pay for your lifestyle. That’s your base. Get me? That’s your fortress of fucking solitude. That puts you, for the rest of your life, at a level of ā€˜Fuck You.’
I’ve wanted to tell this story for years. Never had the courage. Here it is. I turned a presale allocation into $80 million on $OHM. Today I have $500k left. In 2021, I got a presale allocation in OlympusDAO, then aped heavily myself on top of it. The allocation got me in the door. My own conviction made me go all in. Staked everything. Watched it compound daily. By the peak I was sitting on $80 million. Then I started spending like the money printed itself. Private jets to Dubai because commercial felt beneath me. $40k weekends in Monaco. A garage full of cars I drove twice. Watches I never wore. I tipped $5k at dinners just to feel something. Every purchase was a flex for an audience that didn’t care. The casino was worse. High limit rooms in Vegas and Macau. I’d lose $2 million in a night and laugh it off because the portfolio would make it back by morning. Until it didn’t. When $OHM unwound, I didn’t sell. I doubled down. Then I leveraged. 5x, then 10x, trying to trade my way back to the peak. Every liquidation felt like a personal insult, so I’d open a bigger position. I wasn’t trading anymore. I was gambling with a different interface. $80 million became $20 million. $20 million became $4 million. I told myself $4 million was still life changing money. Then I levered that too. $500k. That’s what’s left. Here’s what I learned the expensive way: Unrealized gains are not money. I never had $80 million. I had a number on a screen and the arrogance to believe it was permanent. Getting in early is a gift. I treated it like a skill. The allocation didn’t make me a genius. It made me lucky. I confused the two for three years. Lifestyle inflation is a leak you don’t notice until the ship is underwater. The jets and cars didn’t kill me. The identity did. I became someone who needed to spend to feel like a winner. Leverage doesn’t get you back to even. It gets you to zero faster. Revenge trading is just grief with a chart open. Nobody at the table in Monaco remembers my name. I’ve carried this story alone for years. Too embarrassed to say it out loud. But $500k is more than most people will ever hold at once, and I’m done pretending the past didn’t happen. The next decade is about building slow and keeping what I make. If you’re up big right now, screenshot this. You’ll need it.
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I’ve wanted to tell this story for years. Never had the courage. Here it is. I turned a presale allocation into $80 million on $OHM. Today I have $500k left. In 2021, I got a presale allocation in OlympusDAO, then aped heavily myself on top of it. The allocation got me in the door. My own conviction made me go all in. Staked everything. Watched it compound daily. By the peak I was sitting on $80 million. Then I started spending like the money printed itself. Private jets to Dubai because commercial felt beneath me. $40k weekends in Monaco. A garage full of cars I drove twice. Watches I never wore. I tipped $5k at dinners just to feel something. Every purchase was a flex for an audience that didn’t care. The casino was worse. High limit rooms in Vegas and Macau. I’d lose $2 million in a night and laugh it off because the portfolio would make it back by morning. Until it didn’t. When $OHM unwound, I didn’t sell. I doubled down. Then I leveraged. 5x, then 10x, trying to trade my way back to the peak. Every liquidation felt like a personal insult, so I’d open a bigger position. I wasn’t trading anymore. I was gambling with a different interface. $80 million became $20 million. $20 million became $4 million. I told myself $4 million was still life changing money. Then I levered that too. $500k. That’s what’s left. Here’s what I learned the expensive way: Unrealized gains are not money. I never had $80 million. I had a number on a screen and the arrogance to believe it was permanent. Getting in early is a gift. I treated it like a skill. The allocation didn’t make me a genius. It made me lucky. I confused the two for three years. Lifestyle inflation is a leak you don’t notice until the ship is underwater. The jets and cars didn’t kill me. The identity did. I became someone who needed to spend to feel like a winner. Leverage doesn’t get you back to even. It gets you to zero faster. Revenge trading is just grief with a chart open. Nobody at the table in Monaco remembers my name. I’ve carried this story alone for years. Too embarrassed to say it out loud. But $500k is more than most people will ever hold at once, and I’m done pretending the past didn’t happen. The next decade is about building slow and keeping what I make. If you’re up big right now, screenshot this. You’ll need it.
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DeFi Chad retweeted
Last night in NYC I saw this guy balancing Ethereum on his head

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smolchained for dose who come after
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> shows up > loses 10 billion dollars > leaves
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Lots of you saying I got unlucky on $LAB and should've held the short longer. Let me be clear. I was the target. If I kept that position open they would have pushed it to $40 no question. This market hunts liquidity and I am not here to get wiped out completely. This is exactly why I probably won't share any shorts with size on coins like this in the near future. Too dangerous. I closed to survive. That is how you stay in this game.
Closing $LAB now. This trade wiped out about a month of profits, around $4.2M in a few days. Funding above -2.5% is just crazy. I was going to hold longer or wait for a flush, but that's not happening anymore. This will probably dump hard very soon, but I can't afford that risk. It's also become very public, which doesn't help. I've learned a lot from this trade. I'll be back to compounding profits.
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Crime teams are so experienced that they even manage to get echo rounds now First time a scam coin was on echo afaik $LAB
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JUST IN: Ryan Horn, former Binance IP & Sports Director behind the Cristiano Ronaldo deal, has joined FCM as co-founder. @fcmdotfun is the first on-chain fantasy football project, live on Solana.
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I'll sell all my locked $LAB to you, right now, at $1. Then I'll go fuck off.
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$LAB. Why this time is different? A death spiral has been created that will change the world of perpetual futures on exchanges forever, in my opinion. The fraud system exposed by @zachxbt in a legitimate way, after Rave, created a chain reaction. Many traders, believing an analogous situation would play out, rushed into shorts. They kept doing it while price was climbing. Now we have a cluster of $100M in liquidations between $20 and $23. On their end, the fraudulent market maker feeds on exactly this. They are forced to reach that level because that’s where they profit. Funding rates are extreme. Shorts are paying enormous fees. Exchanges like @bitget @Bybit_Official @binance have created a death spiral here by allowing all of this, despite Zach having tried to warn them. Now price will inevitably go there. The MM have no other choice. There will be a massive liquidation event, and when it hits, thousands of traders will be wiped out. What happens next is predictable. The backlash will be massive. Traders will revolt against the exchanges that allowed this to happen. The pressure will be so intense that the rules of perpetual futures will have to change.
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DeFi Chad retweeted
Jun 1
when you realize the easiest way keep winning is to remain unrealistically optimistic that things will simply work out for you
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2 Feb 2025
Never sell your Bitcoin.
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Seems like we're capturing mindshare. Nairolf is describing exactly what we built @ggdotxyz The best part: It's not only for Hyperliquid, you can share your thesis and get paid for it on over 12 chains. The days of missing narratives are over with gg.
imagine this: a social layer on top of hyperliquid 1. share your thesis 2. build reputation 3. get copytraded basically financial social media
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What do you guys mean? Of course a telegram trading terminal can be worth $13B in this market. /Higher $LAB šŸ˜‚
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Replying to @BurnsideWasTosh
70% of people in social housing in prime London real estate are depending on you. That's your motivation.
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