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Kage @derekkage

*ushering onlookers* Let's keep it moving, people...nothing to see here.

Joined June 2010
  • Tweets 42,399
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  • Followers 387
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Oma James🇺🇸
@ChelfcAbby
May 28
Dating men in 2026 be like . Guys are tired of the games.
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The real question is how fam know so much?!?
Love & Light ❤️ 💡@HeartbeatNHugs
Apr 25
When you realize he’s actually right 😆
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NO CONTEXT HUMANS
@HumansNoContext
Apr 21
Bro forgot to overthink
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NO CONTEXT HUMANS
@HumansNoContext
Apr 19
Dad being dad
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Jum
@JesterJum
Mar 31
Why aren't expired ID's accepted as proof of age? I was 33 before it expired....Im not magically 17 because that piece of plastic is expired.
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Hippousmc1@hippousmc1
Mar 1
Replying to @305miami6924
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Epic Clip Vault
@EpicClipVault
Feb 9
Everybody has their own style

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NO CONTEXT HUMANS
@HumansNoContext
Feb 7
Who is correct?
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Tad Ghostal
@poe_collector
Feb 5
dudes rock
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Not all heroes wear capes
here’s something
@ive_arc
Feb 5
The girl he's standing with is super chill too. They're both winning 😂
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Vishal
@VishalMalvi_
Feb 5
Bro started rethinking his relationship decision already 😭
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I absolutely love this! ❤️ The world needs more pool noodle fights with strangers… and less fear, violence, and hate. 🥹
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I was expecting a package tomorrow (2/5) coming from MA to South Florida. After several days in transit to the next destination, I popped up at 2:19 AM...in San Diego. Now I know it's been awhile since I've been in geography class, but please enlighten me. @USPSHelp @USPS
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸
@NotHoodlum
Feb 1
George Carlin always nailed it.
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Dr. Clown, PhD
@DrClownPhD
Jan 30
How many of you guys relate to this? 🤣
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Sophia ❣️
@KeruboSk
Jan 23
The difference between animals and humans is that animals would never allow the dumbest member of the herd to lead them.
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Out of Context Human Race
@NoContextHumans
Jan 23
Marriage summed up
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Deplorable dogface pony soldier.@J0hnnyD0llar
Jan 22
Replying to @lady_valor_07
Roy Clark hands down.
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Modern Dad
@ModernxDad
Jan 19
When a man stops fighting for you it means he..
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B🎱$$ Lady
@305miami6924
Jan 17
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🎸 Rock History 🎸
@historyrock_
Jan 17
This is one of the most beautiful Unplugged ever made
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