Thank you for the comments, but you can’t fire staffers. You can’t even call them out by name. That will trigger an autoimmune response.
When I was a kid, there was corruption in parts of the NYPD. You couldn’t stop it because of the “blue wall of silence.”
The blue wall of silence was an informal culture inside some police departments: officers protect fellow officers from accountability, even when they know misconduct or crimes occurred.
The logic was simple. “We rely on each other to survive dangerous situations, so loyalty comes first.” Trust among officers is essential for safety. But in some departments, that loyalty curdled into misplaced solidarity that shielded wrongdoing.
The mechanism for enforcing it was more nefarious than the crime.
Sometimes the dirty cops assaulted or set up the whistleblower. More often, they did nothing.
Doing nothing is the most effective punishment there is.
How does it work? A whistleblower cop is on patrol in the Bronx and calls for backup. The others just do nothing. Radio’s broken. Off duty. Need backup themselves. Clocked out early for a family emergency.
And it worked, because the NYPD is enormous and complicated. It employs over 50,000 people. If it were an army, it would rank among the 10 largest on earth.
You can’t hold one person accountable for doing nothing.
The whistleblower puts in for a promotion? Don’t process it. Lose the paperwork.
People are so focused on ridiculous conspiracies. They build elaborate scenarios to shoehorn disparate facts into a pattern.
Take Butler, Pennsylvania. Some people think BlackRock worked with the CIA to train and arm Thomas Crooks.
The truth is more sinister. Biden did nothing to improve Trump’s security. Police did nothing when Crooks walked around with a laser rangefinder. They decided not to use drones. They did not put the best agents on the detail. They did not check the rooftops. They did not investigate Crooks’ suspicious activity.
And accountability? We STILL don’t know the agent who was in charge of Butler. The secret service has done nothing to release her name.
Almost every real conspiracy happens when groups of people all decide not to do their jobs well. To not release names or information.
And coordinating it is surprisingly easy. Tell the detail the threat level is low today. Tell everyone they deserve a break. Tell them another agency is handling the hard part. Or flood essential people with bullshit jobs and paperwork until they can’t do the real work.
So what does this have to do with the Parliamentarian and Senate staffers?
Senators are completely dependent on their staff for everything: travel arrangements, appointments, writing the legislation itself.
Staffers run the place.
And if staffers feel under attack, they will simply do nothing.
They will not process the markup. They will not schedule the confirmation hearing. They will slow-roll, lay red tape, call extra committee hearings, delay the ones already scheduled. They will “enforce the process.” They will leak fake news to divert your attention.
There are a million ways for staffers to throw a wrench in the works and call it nothing.
And there are dozens of unaccountable scapegoats to pin it on.
It’s Thune’s fault.
It’s the Parliamentarian’s fault.
It’s the White House not respecting the process.
It’s the DC Circuit courts.
It’s the Democrats.
It’s the filibuster.
It’s complexity itself.
I’m doing it right now by saying “it’s the staffers.”
This is why they call it the blob. It’s impossible to pin down the culprit.
That’s how and why every Trump priority and appointment is getting delayed.
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This is THE issue with staffers.
The omnibus bills are so vast and so tangled that no senator can actually read one, let alone understand it. To pass anything, they become beholden to the Parliamentarian and the majority staff who assemble these monsters.
And those staffers bury all manner of laws and spending deep inside them. That is precisely why they don’t want single-issue bills moving: a clean, readable bill is one they can’t hide anything in. They want everything funneled through the massive packages they alone can steer and control. And they do it in the shadows.
The job of a modern senator has been reduced to four functions:
1.Raise money
2.Approve staff junkets to luxury destinations
3. Introduce your staff to famous and powerful people
4.Take the blame on TV when something goes wrong
The senators cannot call these people out. Do it once and you trigger an autoimmune response: frozen out of the omnibus, your priorities left on the cutting room floor.
The media can’t call them out either, because the leaks dry up the moment they do.
So it falls to us. It is up to us to make these staffers famous.
Stop blaming Thune. Stop blaming Schumer. Stop praising your favorite senator.
Start pointing at the people standing behind them.
CONGRESS IS BROKEN
Make the staffers famous.