Final Woman
Joined April 2020
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You’re welcome btw for not talking about my married sex life on main. Then again, I feel like a nonzero amount of people would like me to do that, which is all the better reason I refrain from doing so.
I liked twitter better when I wasn’t seeing people discuss their sex lives with their spouses on the TL
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Oh no this street went viral on TikTok because the Knicks game is being projected onto blank walls and now I can’t leave
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Knicks in Five from a random Mexican restaurant in the West Village
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The thing is, when you're beautiful or otherwise very privileged, a lot of people will straight up celebrate your suffering because they see it as well-deserved, and I refuse to give people the satisfaction of reveling in my pain so I've opted for (public) emotional detachment.
Jun 12
remember that tweet that was like if you’re writing a personal essay and you’re extremely conventionally attractive there should be a disclaimer that says “and I was hot the whole time”
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Most people, including prominent personal essay writers, can't handle other people reveling in their pain, but you just have to pick a lane: Keep the gory details of your personal life private or share them and accept the vitriol you'll receive, you can't have it both ways.
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I don't think most men understand that hot women literally don't have time to have many hobbies because maintaining hotness is extremely time consuming. there are so many autistic females whose special interest is being hot.
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If my primary life goal was to be hot and subsequently high status, and everything I did was in pursuit of that aspiration, I don't think I'd get out of bed in the morning. I like my life and I worked very hard to build it, so I insist on enjoying it <3
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Soccer I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty sweaty ruined one
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Tom Cruise standing next to David and Victoria Beckham at the World Cup, likely place for him to be
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IQ (and in turn gifted program) discourse would be much less annoying if people internalized that intelligence and virtue are not correlated.
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I’m a special snowflake (derogatory)
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Yes, I think I’m smarter than pretty much everybody, and yes, I also think it makes me a fundamentally worse person who has to try much harder than most people do at being a decent human being and a productive member of society,
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putting the word out... just suggesting... that if you hate literally everything about hbo's house of the dragon and watching it makes you one note furious and miserable and you hate everyone involved in production and think they're evil etc... then you don't have to watch it
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This isn't healthy. People like this need to get professional help tbh.
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Jun 11
Nobody should get negatively polarized by annoying people online but almost everybody does, especially when the people online are representative of the cause in question
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He's so Dylan** coded
** Diligently reads and engages with Dhaaruni's tweets when we aren't in the same place
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Stevie Knicks, Knickelback and Knickole Kidman
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I was telling Dylan that I feel like a failure of a wife because I find no joy in anything remotely domestic, and he was like, "I knew that before I married you and I didn't expect you to change post-marriage", but a part of me did and is disappointed in myself that I haven't.
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Jun 10
I'm never going to succeed in my lifelong campaign to get everybody to stop moralizing and deriding other people's appearances but I still think that all the burner accounts that do it 24/7 and to celebrities as well as random civilians should probably be sent to The Hague
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