Particle Physicist @Wits/ATLAS/CERN. 135 UN countries visited, Ex-JU/UF/TUD/UofG. Anti anything belief-based. Nationalism is a deprecated concept. Views my own.

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10 May 2020
Experimental Particle Physics book (published last year): doi.org/10.1088/2053-2563/ab… Thanks to @IOPPublishing
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The worst people are those who reply to an announcement in a hundred people email list with "noted".
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31 Aug 2025
the time picker on iphones alarm app isn’t actually circular it’s just a really long list
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16 Jun 2025
@BilalEksiTHY1 @TurkishAirlines @TK_HelpDesk why your customer service agents are liars and or/idiots? Shame on you! #airlinecomplaint, #customerservice, #badcustomerservice.
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16 Jun 2025
@BilalEksiTHY1 @TurkishAirlines @TK_HelpDesk why your customer service agents are liars and or/idiots? Shame on you! #airlinecomplaint, #customerservice, #badcustomerservice.
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13 Jun 2025
Replying to @TurkishAirlines
@TurkishAirlines why do you say that within 24 hrs of departure any class can use elite plus voucher upgrade, when just now in gva the agent could not do it for my gva-ist-jnb route with wide open availably. This is how you treat your elite plus members, unacceptable.
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13 Jun 2025
And @TurkishAirlines has the audacity! When they cant deliver whet they experience and spoil my day. I am so done with them.
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11 Dec 2024
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Fundamental law of university lecturing: When the lecturer asks whether the students have already seen a certain topic (needed for the lecture) students always answer in the negative.
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15 Nov 2024
Trying to see if I can get a postdoc funded! inspirehep.net/jobs/2848572 Please reach out! @AspCommunity #postdocs #hepex #AcademicChatter

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It's OK, the Nobel peace prize doesn't go to peace either.
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He fucking cooked him
My favorite moment in the video is when he said the electoral college is DEI for states which let Charlie with no tangible argument since he was 100% correct
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When the speaker decides to impress the audience by showing all 5 loop contributions to g-2 πŸ˜… #phdlife #particlephysics
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My undergrad lab results were more realistic ;)
The likelihood of the Venezuelan election "result" rounding exactly as they reported is 1 in 1,000,000,000,000 (1 trillion). The Venezuelan socialist regime is INCOMPETENT even at election fraud. They picked the share of the vote and they multiplied it times the number of votes.
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Breaking News! ConHill is proud to be officially recognized as a UNESCO World Heritage Site as part of the Nelson Mandela Legacy Sites nomination. This accolade honors our nation's heritage & journey in human rights, liberation & reconciliation. Awarded by UNESCO as part of the⬇️
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25 Jul 2024
Lovely day here in Santiago to talk about #darkmatter
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28 Jun 2024
So I come back to SA for a few days, and have been paying @Afrihost all these months, but of course the home internet does not work. Had important stuff to do, meetings to connect to but nothing could happen. I have no time to chase you around, so just would not pay anymore.
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Strongest aurora in 20 years this evening. This is the astounding view as far south as Switzerland a short while ago …on top of Jungfraujoch 😍😍 via Jungfrau.ch
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10 May 2024
Aurora from #cern!
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Evolution of coke(zero) prices at #CERN : Pre-pandemic: CHF 2 for 500 ml Post-pandemic: CHF 2 for 400 ml Now: CHF 2.7 for 450 ml
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25 Apr 2024
10 of us met in Scottish highlands for a workshop ... Thanks to @royalsociety With @agbuckley @jonmbutterworth @ssinha1702 @RPWinterhalder @CatDogLUofM et al!
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This is super relevant (and no, we dont set the rules!).
It's that time of year when I receive many emails from students looking for doctoral positions. Just for transparency, here are some #protips for finding a hep-ex doctoral position in Europe, specifically focusing on the LHC #phdlife #particlephysics #AcademicTwitter
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I play this word game. Resum is not a word, but serum is. What the hell!
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