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the plugin i use to block blue checkmark accounts has gone a bit haywire and blocked a couple people i was mutuals with so if that was you i'm sorry but also don't have a blue checkmark
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the songs that podcast about list commissioned as part of their series on benjamin button are legit some of the funniest things i've ever heard. In today's age of ai slop it rules to spend so much effort on a stupid bit youtu.be/5hkT_PZ6KPA
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Immense validation of the Chinese system
Ten years ago, Elon Musk and Jack Ma both looked like avatars of the future.
Musk was building electric cars, rockets, satellites, and AI. Jack Ma was building Alibaba, the crown jewel of Chinaβs internet economy.
Fast forward a decade: Musk is worth $1.1 trillion.
Jack Ma was forced into silence, Ant Groupβs IPO was crushed, Alibaba lost its aura(its stock plunged by more than 60% since 2020), and Chinaβs tech sector went from world-beating to politically domesticated.
One entrepreneur was allowed to compound.
The other was reminded who really owns the scoreboard.
This is not just a story about two billionaires.
It is a story about two systems. One system lets madmen build rockets to Mars.
The other cuts down its most successful entrepreneur for flying too close to the sun.
That is why Musk became the worldβs first trillionaire.
And Jack Ma became a warning label.
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Jun 15
I know a guy who runs a funeral home in Roswell and he says he gets an alien in like once a week. It happens so often they don't even ask him to sign NDAs anymore
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Jun 14
Crazed jocks take to the streets tonight to maim bookish introverts. What else is new.
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Jun 14
my youtube algorithm has started recommending me 15 year old videos of russian guys dancing to hardstyle, perfect recs no notes
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Jun 13
underscores show was legit the sweatiest show i've ever been to sans a couple diy gigs back in brooklyns heyday
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If you could recommend one thing for someone visiting Philly for the World Cup to do, what would that be?
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Jun 11
ok how about
"my pickle rick
knicks in 6" is that anythng
My mayor Muslim
My bagel Jewish
My cream cheese chive
Knicks in five
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World Cup in USA overall: a complete mess mixed in with horrific racism
Algeria subplot:
Pas mal la chanson algΓ©rienne
"zvit rwit" π©πΏ avec un bonjo πΈπΊπΈ
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Jun 11
Making money moves (finally paid off the $11.11 I owed my doctor from 7 months ago)
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I had to remote in to help a marketing consultant we hired get his email set up properly and he had a chatgpt window open where he had asked it what some good marketing emails for my company would be
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circles by soul coughing is easily a top 5 song ever written whenever i listen to that song it makes me feel like a million bucks
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Jun 9
Just saw Travis Pastrana is gonna backflip a dirtbike at the White House and honestly all this would be so cool to me as a kind of white trash guy if not for the whole you know uhhh countless dead children thing or idk kiddy diddling or rent being $1000000 or gas being $10000 or
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