Founder Managing Partner @Deciens; Lead Investor, @chippercashapp @GlacierGrid @Funding_U @treasuryprime & many other fintechs. đź’Ť to @jojonojojo

Joined January 2008
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Being right about a technology ≠ making money from it. People who bought Amazon at the peak of the Dotcom Bubble waited 10 years to break even. Cisco buyers waited 24. Timing is the variable most investors underweight and most founders under-plan for. deciens.com/press-and-insigh…
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This will end poorly
As I was saying about venture's Nifty Fifty moment...
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I’ve made this point so many times, yet people seem to be surprised and/or don’t believe me
It’s insane that this still needs explaining. Venture capital is not efficient. There is virtually no correlation between funding and outcome even up to Series A. Heat is mostly just bidding away returns.
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An infrequent reminder that we’re actively writing $1-5M checks into incubations, pre-seed, seed, and post-seed companies building the future of financial services. (We just closed an investment this week!) H/T to @bryce . Cc: @sachdevi , Vishal Rana, and Cutler Cook
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21 Oct 2025
We are incredibly proud of everyone on the Sydecar team and thankful to our customers and partners who helped make this possible: as of the end of September, Sydecar has surpassed $3B in assets under administration.
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1 Oct 2025
Just dropped a 🔥 convo w/ @dkimerling of @Deciens Capital on @vcmastermind. 💡 Leading every deal 💡 Concentration over diversification 💡 6,000 LP leads → 183 yeses for Fund III Why differentiation = survival in VC. 🎧 vcmastermind.com/conviction-…
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The best can do both.
Fundraising is simple today: You either need to be AI with crazy growth. Or you need to be profitable. If you are a mid SaaS business doing triple, triple, double, double, you have raised your last VC dollars.
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In venture, we track financial runway with precision. But there’s another reserve just as vital: psychological runway. @dkimerling on why it matters as much as financial viability: deciens.com/press-and-insigh…
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The @chippercashapp Visa card is the leading virtual card across our markets, and our vision is to get it in the hands of 100m Africans over the next decade. Our partnership with @Visa is our most consequential, and I am grateful to Visa CEO Ryan McInerney, and the entire team at Visa for their unwavering support and commitment to our shared vision. Together we are doubling down on our work to build the rails for payments, commerce, and innovation that will shape Africa’s financial landscape for decades to come.
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Excited to be making RLUSD available to users on the @chippercashapp platform. RLUSD is uniquely positioned to drive institutional use of blockchain technology across Africa and broader global markets, including through cross-border payments.
RLUSD is now available in Africa! We’ve been waiting for this moment for a while, so I am really pleased to announce that our USD-backed stablecoin is now available to customers of @chippercashapp, @VALRdotcom, and @YellowCard_App. 🚀🚀🚀 ripple.com/ripple-press/ripp…
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We are heartbroken by the passing of Peter Sinclair, co-founder & CEO of @beatBread, and one of our founders. Peter was a visionary who championed a more equitable future for artists. His impact will be felt for years. Our thoughts are with his family and team.
beatBread is devastated to share the news of the passing of our co-founder and CEO, Peter Sinclair.
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🇿🇲 Big news! We've officially launched in Zambia in partnership with Western Union! Chipper Cash customers in Zambia can now send and receive money from over 200 countries. Whether you're sending money to loved ones in South Africa 🇿🇦 or receiving payment from the US 🇺🇸 for a service, you can now do it all directly from your Chipper Cash app. Know someone in Zambia who needs a better way to send and receive money? Tag them or share this post to spread the word! Download the Chipper Cash app to get started!
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Fund III is closed: $93.33M for @Deciens. All threes. Same strategy: invest early, go long duration, back what actually works. Financial services is far from finished. In many ways, it’s just beginning. Grateful to build with @sachdevi, Vishal Rana the team. Onward. deciens.com/press-and-insigh…
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Big congrats to Aelin Kim — now officially our Chief Financial Officer! 🎉 She’s been the steady force behind our financial operations, and we’re proud to celebrate her promotion in this month’s spotlight. Get to know Aelin: deciens.com/press-and-insigh…
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Working with @HSerunjogi, @DrJid, and the entire @chippercashapp team has been one of the great experiences of my career. I truly believe that it is still day 1 for them.
Today marks 7 years since @DrJid and I started @chippercashapp in his shoebox apartment in San Francisco (he made me sleep in the kitchen for 9 months btw!). There's a lot to reflect on in 7 years, but a few key themes stand out. This was my message to all our employees globally: chippercash.com/blog/chipper…
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We’re launching Chipper Ads, allowing businesses of all sizes to reach millions of people globally across the Chipper platform. There’s a lot more in store and upcoming updates will include even more sophisticated targeting capabilities. Get started here: app.chippercash.com/ads
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Great to hear @Deciens' @dkimerling on a podcast - you should do more of them! Your perspective is always on point. share.snipd.com/episode/9be8…
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Amen
11 Jun 2025
Over the last 2 weeks, I’ve largely worked out of the ICU. My dad has been there for the last 12 days and on a ventilator for the last 9…it’s been a tough time for me and my family. In preparation for our AGM today, last night I spent time with our founders, LPs and employees, many of which have known me for >10 years. They’ve seen my entire venture career and the better part of my adult life - they’ve seen me raise kids, start Equal and deal with all the chaos of the last decade. I’ve gone to their weddings, been on vacations with them and been there with them through their own tragedies. The good, the bad and the ugly. Yes, these are “work” relationships, but they’re also some of the closest people in my life outside of my family. When you work as hard as I do, the lines blur due to the sheer amount of time you spend with each other. These are REAL relationships. I cherish them and spending time with those people was about the best I’ve felt since this whole nightmare started. Folks say if you “love what you do, you will never work a day in your life” More importantly, love who you work with and everyday will feel like a blessing
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Amen. 110%. Too much social validation and caring about it. Too little caring about creating value for stakeholders.
29 May 2025
This is the single greatest flaw of VC Huge topic at a VC dinner I was at last night and while I don’t universally agree, sometimes doing the right thing (what helps you “win”) is NOT the popular thing We see board members who are happy to watch a company implode, rather than push back on a founder because they worry about a bad reference We see emerging managers willing take recaps on their best companies to not upset the big firms cramming them down (again, worried about the bad reference) We see folks who operate like politicians, endlessly focusing on networking > working to achieve social acceptance, ignoring their responsibilities This is driven by the fact that LPs tend to take the signal of being liked > actual returns (claiming that returns are a lagging indicator), but the best firms focus on making $ > being liked. They don’t care about reference checks (they have prior results to stand on) and it’s a HUGE advantage because they can make the choice to “win” over being liked. Truth is, the market only likes winners It’s amazing how many more people want to be your friend when you have good performance. You don’t get deals because people want to come to your birthday party, they come to you because they think you can help them win. We see the same things in founders - those that care more about social acceptance / follower count > winning, dramatically under perform. This isn’t a license to be an asshole (perhaps I am), but the reality is that venture would have dramatically better performance if we all (like other asset classes) focused a bit more on winning > being liked
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any place would be lucky to have jerry
I told Columbia I wouldn't be returning to teach next year. I love the place too much to participate in it collaborating in its own destruction It's low-paid, and kind of thankless work, but every once in a while I see a student using what I taught them and succeeding, and that makes it all worth it. Plus, I actually liked the teaching and the interacting with students. It kept me on my toes I taught every entrepreneurship student there for the last 13 years, 1000 of them, advised several clubs, mentored many students & helped win an NSF grant I expect I will find another place to teach, if anyone will have me. And maybe someday Columbia will come to their senses and I'll beg for my old job back
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