I am a human noise maker.
Joined August 2012
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3 Jul 2022
Called out.
2 Jul 2022
Musician who can’t choose one instrument to master, so instead they’re mediocre at several
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7 May 2022
BREAKING: A better world isn't possible — government source
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4 May 2022
This was how Carlin opened the special. He just ran out and this was his first joke.
A real one.
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25 Apr 2022
BREAKING: World's biggest clown purchases world's largest circus
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14 Apr 2022
this is an exciting time if you’re a large amount of money
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11 Dec 2021
Both I and Michael Phelps know how to swim.
10 Dec 2021
Both the vaccinated and unvaccinated can spread the virus.
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7 Dec 2021
Remember when the world boycotted the Vancouver Olympics over genocide in Canada?
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15 Jun 2021
Coffee machine and toaster stopped working simultaneously, do I go back to bed now?
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19 May 2021
Morning coffee is for fuel but afternoon coffee is for the love of the game.
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28 Apr 2021
Shout out to the dude with the backwards Oilers cap who spit on the sidewalk no less than 20 times while running in front of me this morning. #blessed
27 Jan 2021
Nothing to invigorate the mind like reading replies to government-issued statements.
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12 Dec 2020
This story describes it as a ‘so-called “second wave” of COVID-19.’ I think you could possibly re-word this, @globalnews, considering this “so-called” wave is by far worse than the first. globalnews.ca/news/7516458/a…
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26 Nov 2020
Secret recordings reveal political directives, tension over Alberta's pandemic response cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/…
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14 Nov 2020
Does it count as “flattening the curve” if the curve has gone drastically, insanely up in the last 3 months?
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