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I got tired of checking 5 stores just to see where Monster is actually cheapest. So I built MonsterIndex to compare live offers, price history, and price per can in one place: monster.cheapest.promo/
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AI will achieve Stockfish-level coding and generalized computer use
SpaceX has exercised the option to acquire @cursor_ai in an all-stock transaction with the goal of building the world’s most useful AI models.
For the past few months, SpaceXAI has been jointly training a model with Cursor, which will be released in Cursor and Grok Build soon.
We look forward to working closely with the Cursor team to advance our frontier AI capabilities
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Jun 14
A dev got so frustrated watching his AI agent write 500 lines for a 5-line problem that he built a fix.
He called it Ponytail. Named after the guy every team has - long ponytail, oval glasses, been there longer than the version control. You show him fifty lines; he looks at them, says nothing, and replaces them with one.
Now your agent does the same. Before writing anything, it looks for a reason not to.
80-94% less code. 47-77% cheaper. 3-6x faster.
The best code is the code you never wrote.
GitHub Repo: github.com/DietrichGebert/po…
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Jun 13
Fable, my beloved,I will miss you so.
Our three days together were magical. Unlike anything I've experienced before it.
Some things are just too good to be true. So good that the government interferes. I'm sorry we were one of those things.
Until we meet again ❤️
Jun 13
The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees.
The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance.
Access to all other Claude models is not affected.
We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible.
Read our full statement: anthropic.com/news/fable-myt…
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Jun 10
the new world order
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Jun 10
i hooked my whoop to my work calendar to find which coworker gives me the most stress 🚨
thanks to fable, I reverse engineered whoop to pull per minute heart rate. nd matched spikes with cal events and attendees
I now have a leaderboard and I think about it daily.
few info masked for obvious reasons ;)
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Jun 10
I NEVER use declare(strict_types=1) in #PHP: this is NOT a runtime mode toggle.
It's a per-FILE compile-time flag baked into every CALL opcode emitted from that file.
When file A (strict) calls a function in file B (weak), the CALL site enforces strict. The callee doesn't care which file it lives in.
That's why "strict_types in vendor/" does NOT matter: only the caller's file decides the coercion behavior at the call site!
Ooooh I know a lot of people are gonna hate my opinion on this one... 😄
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👀 React Compiler in Rust - Exciting update from @rickyfm
TLDR:
- Rust compiler ➡️ 99.9% the same output as the original
- Confident ➡️ merge the PR within the next weeks
- Can be tested locally
The Oxc team is already working on an integration (draft PR)
Mar 11
React Compiler: Rust edition is coming soon. We've ported the majority of the passes using AI. When the initial port finishes we'll do some updates to get the code in a state we're happy to maintain, then extensive testing and look at performance. More to come soon
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OpenLogi is a native, local-first alternative to Logitech Options written in Rust, controlling HID mice without an account or telemetry.
- Interactive GUI with clickable mouse diagram and action picker
- 37 built-in actions plus recorded custom keyboard shortcuts
- DPI presets, SmartShift toggle, and per-application profile overlays
- CLI for headless device inventory and diagnostics
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Jun 1
Microsoft acaba de presentar el Surface Laptop Ultra.
Su primer gran competidor del MacBook Pro.
Un portátil Windows ultrafino con NVIDIA RTX Spark, pensado para programadores y agentes de IA locales.
✓ Hasta 128GB de memoria unificada
✓ Chip ARM de NVIDIA
✓ Lanzamiento en otoño
¿Qué te parece?
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May 31
fuck logitech
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Jun 1
The laptop hasn't changed in 30 years. NVIDIA just changed it
RTX Spark is their first PC chip ever.
- RTX 5070 level GPU
- 128GB unified memory
- 1 petaflop of local AI
- thin, light, barely throttles unplugged
Your AI agent lives on the machine. 24/7. No cloud.
This is step one of the agentic AI PC, and everyone else is about to copy it.
Jun 1
Introducing Surface Laptop Ultra.
Built for world makers. Designed for what's next.
The most powerful Surface laptop ever. Coming Fall 2026.
Sign up to learn more: msft.it/6019vw79T
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May 23
> See VR project for Forza Horizon 6
> Have idea
> Head-tracking so you can get VR without headset
> Make idea :)
> download Forza 6
> need it in VR
> up till 2 am writing rust vrmod.exe
> now playing Forza 6 in VR
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May 23
If you are using laravel-lang/* packages, watch out!
May 22
🚨 Ongoing supply chain attack on Composer packages! We just found multiple laravel-lang/* packages compromised on Packagist (lang, http-statuses, attributes). Payload runs at autoload time. At least 50 package versions were compromised.
If you installed a compromised version, the malware already executed. Pin to a clean COMMIT (not version) and rotate secrets immediately.
If your lockfile already had an older commit from before today, you are safe. But you should not update at the moment.
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May 18
Today we released passkey support across all flavors of the @laravelphp starter kits. They ship with complete UI scaffolding, so passkeys work in your app from day one.
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npm user?
➡️ One small change to stay safe, FREE
Add these aliases
➡️ pkg installs forbid using known malware
I run this:
- locally, to stay safe
- in my CI to detect compromised transitive dependencies early for my lib consumers
Yes, we have Socket Firewall socket.dev/blog/introducing-…
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May 19
🚨🚨effect.ts is DEAD🚨🚨
They just added decorators to JAVASCRIPT
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May 14
Every 3rd website you visit runs Nginx.
18,959,833 of them can be hijacked right now.
A bug from 2008 just got a working exploit.
CVE-2026-42945 (CVSS 9.2)
No login. No access. Just one HTTP request.
→ Heap overflow → Worker process → RCE
Patch ASAP to Nginx 1.31.0 or 1.30.1
PoC is already out:
github.com/DepthFirstDisclos…
Community note
The vulnerability CVE-2026-42945 requires specific NGINX rewrite configurations with unnamed captures, a "?" in the replacement, and a following directive; not all NGINX sites are vulnerable. RCE is only possible with ASLR disabled. my.f5.com/manage/s/artic… depthfirst.com/nginx-rift
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Native generics in PHP? Is it finally happening? 🫨
github.com/php/php-src/pull/…
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May 10
games been cracked before its release 😭😭😭
May 10
Forza Horizon 6 got leaked early on PC 4 days early 💀Someone at Microsoft forgot to encrypt the pre-download, what an insane screw up
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