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i had to read the comments to realize this was a hate tweet
There’s a difference between a big ass and a big fat ass.
Zoomer boys do not understand this.
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OLIVIA RODRIGO EMBRACE BEING POP PUNK ROCK AND YOU WILL BE REINCARNATED INTO A LOTUS FLOWER
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low cut shirt so I can stare at my own boobs
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Ask a girl if she was gay at the gay club and she clutched her pearls I gotta go home
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no it was the fucking sea shanties
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the peak of covid psychosis was when people were convinced that a bo burnham musical comedy special was an important piece of art
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dudes in the 80s were seriously like "well she would be attractive but her butt's really big"
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MOANA live-action remake, starring Dwayne Johnson, has had a terrible start in pre-sales.
Costing $200M , it might be a surprising bomb this summer. Its release date, too close to TOY STORY and MINIONS, isn't doing it any favors.
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i love fat femmes so grateful for fat femmes
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and i’ve always said this
i like how for a certain set of millennial women “go piss girl” has become an automatic polite social response in the vein of saying “bless you” but for peeing
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Jun 11
just watched OBSESSION again. still don’t really understand the whole b-plot with the “make a wish” toy. why did they include that? so random.
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yeah that’s why i smoke it
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i would like to start smoking marijuana again but its just so bad for your cognition. like even with daily cardio strength training its a noticeable difference, and i want to use my brain more than i want to get high
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living with your parents in your 20s
ALT Classical times In the classical era, the concept of the parasite was not strictly pejorative: the parasitus was an accepted role in Roman society, in which a person could live off the hospitality of others, in return for "flattery, simple services, and a willingness to endure humiliation"
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god you people can’t have any fun
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They invented an analogue to aspartame for fat called EPG that follows the same idea (bind to taste receptors, but can't be metabolized for calories). Actually insane lol, kind of want to try it!
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THE GERMAN HAS FOUND BASS PRO SHOP
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We found another surreal place on our way. I know some people will say I’m too positive about everything I see, but this place was crazy. They had a shooting range in the store.
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gen x parent core
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All of my text messages include ellipses…..To unsettle and disturb the textee…….What nefarious thought lies in the unsaid…….
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