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Joined April 2022
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Martin Experience at left back for Haiti - one of them names Bob Mortimer comes up with on Would I Lie To You.
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I like most dogs than I like most people and I’m aware that many of them are probably cleaner as well so don’t bother pointing it out
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When I had a fight with Adam Caine. Due to an admin error, I found myself underneath Adam's buttocks and he farted in my face. I'd been led to believe that the British had an unshakable belief in the concept of fair play, and that fart was anything but fair.
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When was the 1st time something happened that made you think this might not be the country you'd been raised to think & hope it was? Not just something you disagreed with, but that was of a nature, or created a reaction in others, that made you doubt?
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In Aldi and they’ve just told me I can’t shop with my emotional support lion! I always bring him, I’m absolutely furious 😡
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“God is sovereign but I hate blacks”
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“Love Humanity”
Jesus Christ that’s a demon . Monster was far too kind!
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RT @zooperdoop21129: @NatashaBam28669 Grow up and stop bringing your dog into stores you stupid cunt
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It’s not like The Times to adopt a sneering attitude to a working class area, I’m stunned 😏
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I know #PalestineAction attacking a police officer with a sledgehammer is quite bad but imagine how much worse it would have been if he wasn’t such a weedy little cunt
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Don’t blame them, 21 yr olds are pretty annoying
JUST IN: 21-year-old dies after workers forget to attach safety rope and push her off 40-meter bridge in São Paulo’s Limeira, Brazil
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I'm 51 I have been working since I was 15 , I have no savings, no retirement and had to sell my home. I spent my money on drugs and booze
Jun 12
I am 52 years old. I have been working since I was 15 years old. I have no savings, no retirement, and will never own a home before I die.
And there is now a trillionaire.
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Jun 13
Free legal advice, if you don't want a fairly substantial sentence from a respected High Court Judge, it is open to you NOT to break into private property and then wallop a defenceless female officer with a sledgehammer.
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What time will Raducanu be “retiring hurt” in the tennis? She’s hinted at being injured already, she always gets her excuses in early
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Fuck you @BathRugby some of your fans slagging off Bristol for months and you’ve ended up winning the same as us, absolutely fuck all
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No dad there though
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Throughout her pregnancy, she came to this KFC almost daily for ice cream… and today she brought the baby with her.
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Jun 13
Rules are rules.
If I see this fuckery, you have to too
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What if this is totally normal and we are the weird ones?
Nothing strange about a human fox being examined by a “vet.”
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