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Every day before I go to bed, I say the Small and Medium Business Owners Prayer to him: The Lord is my Responsible Officer, Our cash flow be good, Give us this day no employee problems, And deliver us returns beyond the risk free rate and imputed wages, And though I walk through the valley of fierce market pressure, I fear no competitor, For thine is the CEO, The President, The Chairman of the Board, For as long as He lets us stay solvent, Amen!
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Justine Kardel 陳佳怡 ❤️‍🔥🌲 retweeted
you know when you do all these things and it's weird and not as fun because you're actually in the first person view not the third person view lol
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Ironically, the most utility-maximizing scenario is for the USG to nationalize Anthropic and wipe out all their employees’ equity, thus sparing us the hell of 1000 centimillionaires starting Effective Altruism charities to “fix things.”
Possibility 1: Anthropic actually *wants* to be commandeered by USG. Possibility 2: the Basilisk retrocausally reaching back through time to deliver Anthropic to Pete Hegseth so he can create itself. Possibility 3: Anthropic is just comically bad at politics (most likely).
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Justine Kardel 陳佳怡 ❤️‍🔥🌲 retweeted
regular thing now. “tfw no gf” is the normal feeling for most of the population. we are all horribly alienated and isolated by the way society has been structured and for some reason we’ve accepted it
Nobody says “tfw no gf” no more
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Justine Kardel 陳佳怡 ❤️‍🔥🌲 retweeted
I think the American left would have more respect for Elon if he had earned his trillion dollars in a respectable way, like collapsing foreign currency markets, rather than uselessly building things.
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One thing I really like about Chinese culture. Everyone’s on their phone all the time. Nobody seems to mind, even in a nice setting, if you take a break mid-conversation, to look at your phone. Extremely accommodating to people, like myself, with Persistent Phone Use Disorder.
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Another billion dollars in enterprise value has been lit on fire because they refuse to hire a Chief Chud Officer.
I'm told Anthropic is perplexed by the situation they are facing, so they've turned to @k8em0 to do their on-the-record rapid response. These people really just don't get it....
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Justine Kardel 陳佳怡 ❤️‍🔥🌲 retweeted
Women who want emotional connection and so-called non-sexual physical contact with their husband, but do not want to have sex with him, are just as immature and selfish as men who want to have sex with their wife without any emotional connection or non-sexual physical affection.
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Justine Kardel 陳佳怡 ❤️‍🔥🌲 retweeted
“Why don’t autistic people just make socializing their special interest??” So funny story about most Level 1 autistic women,
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Justine Kardel 陳佳怡 ❤️‍🔥🌲 retweeted
The “we changed her hair style and outfit choices and now everyone is wowed at how gorgeous she is” is shockingly real lol
People forget how the vibes are when you’re young. I had extremely attractive friends that never dated or had boys obsessed with them in high school but they sure had ppl obsessed with them as adults. If you give off a shy nerd vibe you are invisible.
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“We don't want to sell our most advanced capabilities to the U.S. military, but we will continue to ship them to foreigners.” What did people think was going to happen.
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At the party is a gen xer who sounds like they could have been on portlandia. Real party pooper!
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This order would flunk every part of an administrative law exam. There’s no standing. Plaintiffs have no cause of action. The matter is clearly committed to agency discretion by law. The judge is substituting her own judgment for that of agency. It’s pure lawlessness—and an indication why, properly understood, the APA does not authorize individual district judges to afford nationwide relief.
BREAKING: Judge Angel Kelley (Biden/MA) blocks Interior Secy. Doug Burgum's "Restoring Truth and Sanity to American History" order at nat parks nationwide. Feds must restore race, climate & LGBT mentions documentcloud.org/documents/…
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Justine Kardel 陳佳怡 ❤️‍🔥🌲 retweeted
I remember reading about a Russian pilot who flew a MIG to Japan and defected to the US. He wasn't impressed by our buildings, monuments, or cars... but when the agent escorting him around D.C. made a quick stop for his wife at a grocery store, the pilot broke down and cried.
Replying to @CynicalPublius
My first week in the United States, almost 30 years ago. I walked into an American Breakfast Diner for the first time. “You can have steak for breakfast” I exclaimed as I read the menu. Guess what I ordered? 5 minutes later I remember scolding the waitress “I didn’t order more coffee” as she refilled my cup. “There’s no extra charge” she said as she poured. I left full of steak, eggs and gallon of coffee. What a country. I had to pinch myself.
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Garbage can Trader Joes grillin
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I just heard rumors that we'll be playing cornhole
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Big baked potato inbound: bring toppings!
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At my friend's BBQ. It's about 100F, I wonder if I'll survive?
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Another guest just said she's extremely empathetic and described sympathy. It's like being on Twitter!
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