Proud cat dad and bourbon taste-tester 🐱 he/him 🙀 They pried my blue tick from my cold, dead hands and this is now a fake account. Probably.

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How it started vs how its going
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Hic Nealey 🎙️🥃 retweeted
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Neuralink Patient Unable To Stop Hand From Voting For Trump theonion.com/neuralink-patie…
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The best part of Florence Pugh acting is when she goes ☹️
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I think the whole "it's not fair because I've already paid my HECS debt off" argument is a bit silly, when you consider that HECS debts have been rising significantly over the past decade, so anybody who has paid theirs off already had a much better deal than those who haven't.
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Not a single person has reached out to Livvy Dunne. What is this, amateur hour?
Baby Gronk has called out The Rizzler to a boxing match. “You are too scared of me to respond.”
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4 Nov 2024
I’m encouraged to hear that every major corporation is now in favor of the workers seizing the means of production and an eradication of the prison industrial complex. Big news if true!
Replying to @tmorello
Big fan of RATM as a kid in the 90s, but then I realized they have the same politics as every major corporation and I grew passed them
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Quick reminder that Charlie Brooker did a banger of an episode on Ghostwatch for TV Ruined Your Life: youtu.be/FOEozFtqe3s?si=DMt0…
Soooo… I watched 1992’s infamous GHOSTWATCH on @Shudder last night…
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I’ve flown into Belfast to drive over to Donegal and I simply can not get over how they have a different Mr. Tayto here, and that he looks unmistakably more Protestant
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1 Nov 2024
here’s me being taught to kill you!!!!
Rudy Giuliani: “The Palestinians are taught to kill us at two years old. They won’t let a Palestinian in Jordan.. in Egypt. And Harris wants to bring them to you. “They may have good people. I’m sorry, I don’t take a risk with people that are taught to kill Americans at two.”
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Lordy, there ARE tapes...
BREAKING: The October Surprise is here! The Daily Beast just dropped over 100 hours of Jeffrey Epstein recordings where he talks about his relationship with Trump and spills inside info on the Trump White House. This is massive. 🔥 Michael Wolff, who chronicled Trump’s time in office, has released a recording of Epstein—who died in 2019—detailing Trump’s White House team.
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He drove Trump’s garbage truck
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I was born in 1974. Expecting me to learn who The fucking Rizzler is is tantamount to elder abuse.
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Just a reminder that as recently as 1999 (American Beauty), carrying a camera with you at all times to take video of random moments from your life was seen as antisocial weirdo freak behavior that defined your whole personality
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Help, my pants are having a stroke.
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29 Oct 2024
I love that no matter what the setting, he just can’t quite fit in. I bet it drives him nuts. I don’t think he is capable of relating to another human on any level other than superficial
This is a 5 sigma once in a millennium cringe event
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28 Oct 2024
If we never get another Dragon Age, at least it got to go out on a high note with Dragon Age: The Veilguard. Our review: bit.ly/48njer8
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In the 70s this kind of hairline would guarantee you roles in at least two of the best movies ever made
27 Oct 2024
God some guys get male pattern baldness in ways that only make them more compelling to look at 😤
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Excuse me?
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