Honestly, I absolutely hate to be that 'better in my day' guy, but it's a sorry state of affairs when the Brazil centre forward plays for fucking Brentford.

You can vehemently disagree with Palestine Action activists goals, whilst simultaneously be horrified a judge can decide AFTER a conviction if it was terrorism related amd double a sentence. Being able to class an offense as terrorism AFTER conviction without charging them with terrorism should bother everyone. Any protest action that is now determined as trying to "change government policy" can have this applied. So today it's Palestine Action, but next it'll be immigration protests, farmers protests, NHS, tax etc etc.

Shameful.

Tfw Diana Ross converts her penalty tonight

Absolute banger

There’s now a bigger issue to be honest. 25 (twenty five) pounds for a double rum and coke!?

In terms of balls bowled, that was the shortest Test since 1888 in which all 40 wickets fell

The greatest banner ever displayed in a football stadium — pure art. 🤣

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.

Rumour has it he was hit by Gabriel’s penalty.

“I’m sorry…I love you”

This transfer headline is 23 years old today. The peak of sports journalism.

Israel is shelling the town of Arnoun with white phosphorus

Cmon Jurgen you’ve had a nice long break……

European Cups aren’t for everyone everyone. 6️⃣🏆🐦‍🔥

Tony Blair could have lived a quiet life as a retired war criminal but instead he feels compelled to pop up from time to time to remind everyone how evil he is, just to feel like he’s still relevant.

🚨🇮🇱 NEW: The IDF has joined ISIS, Hamas and Boko Haram on the UN sexual violence in warzones blacklist

Sorry to hear about Jeff Bezos's rocket exploding prematurely. A good technique to prevent that from happening is to try thinking about something you find totally unarousing or even repulsive, like giving workers a living wage or paying a fair share of taxes.

Lincoln was a babyface in the North, but had nuclear heat down South as a heel. He was eventually elevated to booker. When he refused to drop the title, creative brought in John Wilkes Booth, a known shooter.