Biology is incredibly powerful, and more incredibly frustrating. I built/build things. Doing that again, with a new flourish.

Joined February 2008
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They nailed the aesthetics of America 250 🇺🇸
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Fact, anyone who tells you differently is lying
Five dimensional chess doesn’t exist. Everyone is furiously improvising all the time. The future is utterly uncertain.
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John’s right, I’ll die on this hill @tbpn
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John believes if you're not missing at least 10% of your flights, you're spending too much time at the airport. "You have to be taking some level of risk, otherwise you're wasting time."
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These Scottish lads doing the full American experience at Fenway
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Like it’s a total coincidence that @TedLasso adopts total football, then @USMNT adopts total football and they look the best they have in living memory? 👀 We about to see the visor and beard on the sideline too?
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That sequence of play man… total football
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i’m not stuck in line behind Elon Musk at walmart listening to him lose his mind cause he can’t put Zyns on an EBT card.
Elon Musk is a trillionaire but it’s def the people on SNAP ruining your life
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There, you’ve gone and named the front 5 for 🇺🇸. The Pentagon
The Pochettino Pentagon
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Replying to @peterrutzler
“The Pentagon” is actually such a sick name for our front 5
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Can someone please explain it to me like I'm five, why members of Congress are more upset that Elon became a trillionaire than they are that Somalis have defrauded our government out of hundreds of billions of dollars?
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Marco Rubio finding out he has to be the CEO of Anthropic after it gets nationalized
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Lives were changed.
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Paraguay must have some oil hidden, the way the USA keeps attacking them.
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If you just give us a few percent more of your money, we could finally fix the worsening education, homelessness and crime caused by our own terrible policies… Please bro… just a few percent more. One last tax. I swear bro. Then I’m done.
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Freddy is buying a Ford F-150 and Choosin Texas 😎
WE’RE GOING TO AN ELLA LANGLEY CONCERT ON THE 18TH AND WE’RE EVEN GOING TO MEET HER!!!!
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🇺🇸 is going to be alright
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This is …. And I don’t say this lightly…. The single greatest piece of writing I have ever seen in my life The Japanese have discovered unlimited chips & salsa and it’s beautiful
USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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