I like Cleveland, roadtrips, and freeze-pops.
Joined October 2008
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DZ retweeted
Jun 14
went to dunkin and the drive thru person said “that’ll be 11 million dollars” and i said “oh no!” and she said “i’m just playin it’s $11.99” and man. she got my ass. what a great bit
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The incinerator scene in TOY STORY 3 (2010) is one of the few moments where a family film had audiences bargaining with the screen. For a brief stretch, Pixar convinced entire theaters of adults that the gang might not make it out this time.
Jun 14
What’s your favorite “oh wow they’re actually doing this.” Moment from a movie or tv show.
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Replacing the rainbow with something even gayer.. the French
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The President of the United States is promoting his own crypto coin at a UFC fight being held in front of the White House. That is a real sentence. What are we doing.
Jun 15
An advertisement for Trump's crypto coin plays mid-broadcast during coverage of the White House UFC fight
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DZ retweeted
Jun 15
Are you telling me my tax dollars are being sent to rebuild all the shit that Pete Hegseth blew up also with my tax dollars
Jun 14
BREAKING: Iran says the US has agreed to pay $300 billion in reconstruction funds directly to Iran as part of the deal Pakistan announced, alongside the release of $24 billion in frozen funds with $12 billion released before negotiations even start, per Mehr News.
This directly contradicts Trump's & Vance's claim that no funds will be transferred to Iran at all.
If Trump denies this is true, there never was a deal. If Trump confirms, the US has fully capitulated to Iran's demands.
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Best team in MLB history to not win the World Series and it’s not even close
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> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program
> screwworm outbreak almost immediately
> $1B to combat it
Government efficiency
Jun 15
The Trump administration has announced they'll need to spend an estimated $1 billion to combat the New World Screwworm.
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i love that they picked the billy joel track. while everyone’s reaching for sinatra or empire state of mind, this stands out so beautifully and makes the city feel less like a postcard and more like a place.
thank the lord, good commercials are so back.
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DZ retweeted
Jun 14
this is how it’ll be when It Happens
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Everything's a conspiracy if you have no idea how anything works
President Trump fixes the reflecting pool and a week later it’s green again, loaded with algae… Sabotage… Vandalism? I believe it is. The left can’t stand Trump, American greatness and his quest to make DC beautiful again. What a shame!
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DZ retweeted
Jun 13
this was the funniest thing ever
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“ ‘Okay, I’m ready, put it in’ I said and he replied: It is already in. My world collapsed”
— Britney Spears in new excerpt from her book #TheWomanInMe out October 24th
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Jun 13
This is a much more impressive accomplishment than becoming a trillionaire
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Jun 12
Cardinal Zuppi read the names of every child who passed away in Gaza. It took him 7 hours.
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Jun 10
I can understand why Italians saw this and decided to invent unemployment
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Jun 12
Beyond parody.
Rubio: President Kennedy announced that we were going to put a man on the moon. We did it. We are a nation founded on doing what no one else dared to do. And at some level, that's what this whole company, what UFC has been
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DZ retweeted
Jun 11
Honestly, i don't understand this economy when nursing homes are so expensive they bankrupt our grandparents but nursing home aides need to use food banks.
daycare is so expensive it eats up one parent's entire paycheck and yet daycare providers only make $10/hr and need second jobs.
college costs hundreds of thousands of dollars and puts students into debt for life and yet we have thousands of professors living in their cars.
everything we need is astronomically expensive and yet almost none of the money we pay is going towards the people actually doing the work and providing the services.
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Jun 10
Never forget - inflation was TRENDING DOWNWARDS, trending towards the Fed’s target rate of 2%, and THE US ECONOMY WAS TRENDING TOWARDS NORMALIZATION FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2019
And the dumbest fucking people in the world voted for a guy who has completely single-handedly reversed those trends thru his own domestic and foreign policy decisions
Jun 10
JUST IN - U.S. inflation surges to 4.2% in May, up 3.8% from April, marking the highest level since early 2023 — NBC
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Jun 8
when her eyes narrow because she knows she's got him, it's so good
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Jun 8
Happy National Best Friends Day
ALT An image of Donald Trump with his arm around Jeffrey Epstein both grinning at the camera.
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