If I say anything you disagree with, it's just satire. #IStandWithZoolander 😉
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22 Sep 2022
I don't get the GST credit.
My household makes too much to qualify for the Canada Child Benefit.
I've never used EI.
I can afford more than $10-a-day for child care.
But I support @JustinTrudeau & all these government programs because I'm not an asshole.
#Canada #CdnPoli 🇨🇦
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The number of Canadian players on the two Stanley Cup teams this year really is impressive. 🇨🇦
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DerekZoolander85 retweeted
Money laundering, FOMO, financial illiteracy, general illiteracy, an inability to read a graph, fraudulent documents... The Great Canadian Housing Boom had it all.
Until it didn't.
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The Truth.
May 30
Here’s the thing about Toronto: If the Maple Leafs had bowed out of the playoffs playing as badly as the Canadiens did in their last three games, the Leafs would be hearing it til October. The Habs? They were just out of gas and beaten by a better team.
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The @NHL needs to get rid of the salary cap.
Canadian teams NEVER winning the Cup because of tax inequities is just lame.
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This is getting so offensive, Doug.
Ontario's hospitals are overflowing. Our schools are neglected. And, our post-secondary institutions are near-bankrupt.
Yet, all you seem to care about is alcohol.
It's pathetic.
#OnPoli #CdnPoli
May 19
From June 11 to July 19, bars and restaurants across Ontario will be able to extend alcohol service hours until 4 a.m. so fans can come together, cheer on Canada and celebrate the FIFA World Cup 2026™, no matter what time the game is on.
news.ontario.ca/en/release/1…
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DerekZoolander85 retweeted
There’s an oft-repeated spending scandal in Canadian politics that always serves as a reminder that taxpayers care about the dollars and cents, no matter how small.
Bev Oda’s $16 glass of orange juice.
theglobeandmail.com/news/pol…
Today, the Ford government revealed nearly $200,000 in taxpayer dollars were spent to acquire a $28.9 million plane for the Premier, that was subsequently sold amid scandal.
globalnews.ca/news/11848076/…
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DerekZoolander85 retweeted
Doug Ford paid out AIR RIGHTS to big pocket donors AGAIN
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Leafs Nation would like to thank Steve Simmons and Mitch Marner on this memorable day. 😂
#LeafsForever
May 5
The Toronto Maple Leafs have won the 2026 NHL Draft Lottery and will select No. 1 overall! 🙌
Who will they select with the top pick? #NHLDraft
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May 3
Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!
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DerekZoolander85 retweeted
Surely you mean Doctor Premier Doug Ford? 😂
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It's the price we're willing to pay to fund homebuilder / political party insider grifting, funds for spas, partisan government advertising & a private jet for Premier Ford.
And, some subtle but expensive tax cuts for business cronies.
#OnPoli #Ontario
Having one EA running between several nonverbal students with ASD who also need toileting/feeding support and randomly run away and out into the street is becoming the norm across Ontario.
Kids with unmet needs melting down is now the norm.
#OntEd
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Sellers in CDN real estate are delusional. They are asking 2021-2022 prices that were based on money laundering, zero percent interest rates, higher-than-normal immigration & stalled building (due to the Pandemic).
Those insane prices aren't coming back anytime soon. #CdnPoli
'Not the right time': Retirees delay downsizing plans as housing market slumps ctvnews.ca/business/real-est…
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To become a Director - get a degree then get a teaching degree, become a teacher, get a Masters degree, complete Principal quals, become a VP and then a P, complete Superintendent quals, become an SO and then a Director. To be an MPP, register to get your name on a ballot
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Apr 25
Mike Harris' "Common Sense Revolution" destroyed Ontario.
I believe that Doug Ford's regime is causing even more damage.
It's a party more concerned with power and rewarding its friends than governing.
We're in trouble.
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Apr 24
Doug Ford went to court to keep his personal phone - the one he uses for government business - hidden from the public.
He lost.
So now he’s changing the law to dodge the ruling.
That’s not leadership. That’s rewriting the rules to protect yourself from accountability.
What’s on that phone, Doug? Another Greenbelt giveaway? Another Ontario Place deal? Another gravy plane?
Ontarians deserve answers - not cover-ups. Enough is enough. #onpoli
ctvnews.ca/toronto/politics/…
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Does anyone else facepalm every time a U.S. podcaster (who himself is still a Trump Supporter) infers that Justin Trudeau is a fascist because unvaccinated Canadian truckers weren't allowed to cross the AMERICAN border during part of the Pandemic? The stupidity is real.
#CdnPoli
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