Open source, kubernetes, cloud native. Dad to Shiba Inus. Husband to @crcovill. Time waster and Netflix binger. He/him.

Joined April 2008
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Apr 7
Sad to report that despite his name, the Red Sox pitcher Coulombe can’t be CHARGEd with the loss.
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Mar 20
I JUST WANT TO DO A SIMPLE GOOGLE SEARCH STOP ASKING ME TO SIGN IN FUCK
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Mar 13
There is no reason that the manual for a printer should require me to download an exe or dmg @CanonUSA . Just post the damn PDF like everyone else.
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This video should unsettle anyone who takes the United States seriously as a nation. Because it exposes something dangerous: the trivialization of the world's most consequential office. It shows how carelessly the power, credibility, and accumulated moral authority of a superpower can be squandered for a few seconds of viral attention. In any other major democracy, this behavior from a head of state would trigger a constitutional crisis. Paris would burn. Berlin would convene emergency sessions. In the Nordic countries, resignation would follow within hours. Across functioning democracies, the public, institutions, and political class would recognize this for what it is: an assault on the dignity of the state itself. Leaders are not free to perform as entertainers without consequence. National honor is not personal property, it's held in trust. But the United States is not just another country with a provocateur in charge. It is the linchpin of global order. It maintains formal alliances and security guarantees with forty to fifty nations. It underwrites the financial architecture, trade systems, and diplomatic frameworks that billions of people depend on daily. When the American president speaks—or posts—it doesn't land as satire, meme, or personal whim. It reads as a signal about what the country is becoming. American power has never relied solely on carrier strike groups or economic output. It has rested on something more fragile and more valuable: trust. The belief that beneath domestic turbulence lies institutional seriousness, predictability, and a baseline commitment to dignity. That belief is now disintegrating in real time. Millions of American companies operate globally. They negotiate multibillion-dollar contracts in environments where reputation is currency. Boardrooms in Frankfurt, Singapore, and Dubai aren't debating whether a post was clever—they're asking whether the United States remains a reliable partner. Whether agreements signed today will be honored tomorrow. Whether American leadership has devolved from institutional to purely theatrical. Consider tourism, which sustains millions of American jobs—airlines, hotels, restaurants, museums, entire regional economies. Soft power isn't an abstraction. It materializes in flight bookings, conference locations, study-abroad programs, and decades of accumulated goodwill. A quiet, decentralized boycott doesn't require government action—only a collective sense that a nation no longer respects itself. Now picture this image being studied by foreign ministers, central bank governors, defense strategists, and sovereign wealth fund managers. Picture them asking a coldly rational question: How do we write binding thirty-year agreements with a country whose public face will be this, relentlessly, for years to come? How do we plan for the long term when the tone is impulsive, mocking, and unbound by the gravity of office? This is where the real calculus begins. Trillions in foreign capital depend on confidence that America is stable, credible, and rule-governed. That confidence is now being traded for what, exactly? Applause from an online mob? A dopamine rush from manufactured outrage? Content designed to dominate the news cycle rather than serve the national interest? Every serious nation eventually confronts this choice: burn long-term credibility for short-term spectacle, or safeguard the reputation previous generations bled to build. The United States spent eighty years constructing an image of reliability, restraint, and leadership under pressure. That image wasn't born from perfection—it came from a visible commitment to standards that transcended impulse. This isn't a partisan issue. Europeans who value democratic norms recognize something ominously familiar here. Americans—Democrat and Republican alike—who believe in responsibility and restraint should see it too. Power attracts scrutiny. Leadership demands discipline. A superpower cannot behave like a reality TV contestant without paying a price. The presidency is not a personal broadcast channel. It's a symbol carried on behalf of 330 million people and countless international partners who never voted but whose lives are shaped by American decisions anyway. Every post either reinforces or erodes the idea that America can be counted on when it matters most. So the question is no longer whether this is offensive. The question is whether this is who America chooses to be: a nation that trades a century of hard-won reputation for viral moments. A country that replaces statecraft with content creation. A republic governed like a season of reality television. History offers a harsh lesson here. Great powers don't fall because enemies mock them. They collapse when they begin mocking themselves—publicly, proudly, and without grasping the cost until it's far too late. Stay connected, Follow Gandalv @Microinteracti1
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Jan 29
Disappointed to discover the head shot booth at the conference is for pictures
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This is cliched, but just imagine the outrage if someone on the left said Americans should stop buying real Christmas trees so farms close to help the economy. Weeks of coverage. Adults on TV crying that Christmas is lost. Red states would ban fake trees from government buildings
12 Dec 2025
Fox tells Americans to buy artificial trees so Christmas tree farms can be used for data centers: "Everybody needs to get on board."
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10 Dec 2025
RT @dyllyp: Republicans went from “Don’t tread on me” to “if the secret police ask for your papers you better have ‘em” in record time
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When a history museum rewrites history to appease the president, it stops being a museum and starts being state propaganda. Straight-up Orwellian.
31 Jul 2025
Under pressure from White House, Smithsonian removes Trump from impeachment exhibit in American History Museum. Now the text reads that "only 3 presidents seriously faced removal," meaning A. Johnson, Nixon and Clinton -- not Trump. wapo.st/3HhfyxU
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They're bragging about how much they're taxing Americans, which is, I gotta say, something I've literally never seen a politician do.
WELCOME TO THE GOLDEN AGE ✨ Thanks to the leadership of @POTUS, the U.S. has generated over $150B in tariff revenues within the past 6 months. 💸
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14 Jul 2025
This is part of the reason why racism festers. The confederacy should’ve been utterly crushed and marked as a period of shame for this country. Instead we honor those who committed treason
The confederate flag is officially back up at the South Carolina Capitol. What’s your reaction? x.com/mespo2006/status/19441…
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3 Jun 2025
Everything looks like a conspiracy if you don’t know how anything works
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29 May 2025
coining "red erring", when an error such as http 500 masks a different, more accurate error.
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6 May 2025
Every single good pdf reporting tool is paid. And after working with pdf design and generation I now understand why.
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29 Apr 2025
That’s why they come with pictures, Sean. You know, like the books your boss “reads”.
Federal law is clear: a driver who cannot sufficiently read or speak English—our native language—and understand road signs is unqualified to drive a commercial motor vehicle in America.
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23 Apr 2025
using try/catch in js & ts just feels so dirty, especially coming from a Go background.
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17 Apr 2025
Predictable interface naming is anything but. It's not a better process to use when the best way to determine the interface name is to live CD boot the OS and read what the kernel thinks the name is. "eth0" wasn't hard.
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14 Apr 2025
From BTS: @JacobWysocki “Carolina Crown always dropping the hammer in my heart”. HELLLL yes. Nothing gives you more chills than that drop!
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It is fucking wild how quickly the party of free speech immediately started persecuting people for thoughtcrime
🚨🇮🇱🇺🇸 BREAKING: TRUMP has announced the 'CRITICISM OF ISRAEL' now makes you INELIGIBLE for US citizenship.
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An innocent man was “mistakenly” taken and sent to a foreign prison. The Supreme Court ruled 9-0 he must be brought home — yet he’s still there. Every day this administration shows just how vile and lawless it remains. Bring him home!
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13 Apr 2025
“The games the media plays” Taking photos of things in clear view?
12 Apr 2025
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