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Replying to @EROSanDiego
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Share your classic American desserts. 🇺🇸🥧 French, Italian, American… just don’t set the table on fire. #twitterbakeoff
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No Bake Blueberry Cheesecake aka Summer in a jar 🇺🇸🫐🥧 #twitterbakeoff
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No Bake Blueberry Cheesecake aka Summer in a jar 🇺🇸🫐🥧 #twitterbakeoff
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My taste testers are already requesting an encore for the Fourth. #twitterbakeoff
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This was a delicious dessert. Next time, there will be two layers of Nilla Wafer crust. Saving all of it for the bottom was cruel. #twitterbakeoff
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e-beth retweeted
My very first “The Last Word” at home, @ebeth360 @DesiFlurane @KiKi1185 @danielp_reid @Stillsmack Excellent! Cheers, #MinionsHappyHour #FIFA26
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e-beth retweeted
Minion's Happy Hour ! @ebeth360
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Did I need another hosta? But did I get one? 🎶 Sound of music 🎶 hosta
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The Suburban Panther begins the day by monitoring the sunrise and inspecting the perimeter for suspicious activity. Yesterday’s report included extensive patrols and supervisory duties. Unfortunately, evidence has emerged that the predator was later found asleep on the job…
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The Suburban Panther was not amused that her undercover nap was compromised.
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The Suburban Panther announced her trophy. The human was busy with other chores. Later, the evidence was discovered near the hose, prompting the panther to return for documentation of the incident. 🐾📸
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