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Day in the life of a Liverpool fan: • Arne Slot sacked • Arsenal lose the UCL Final • Gabriel misses the losing penalty Mood 😍

Salah after this Slot news...

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. Arne Slot are driving these players out. Quansah, Elliott, Salah, Robertson, Konate, Jones all because of him and possibly many more.

This from a football fan and Utd voice. Get Slot out. Now.

Liverpool keeping Slot for another season is a huge win as well.

Ian Fleming wrote this in 1957 and it’s all the backstory you need.

Exactly this

Says it all. The whole dressing room must absolutely hate Slot. What are you waiting for? @LFC SACK HIM!

Dream coaching staff 😍

For Salah to post something like that, he must have the dressing room behind him. They are desperate for change if they get their biggest profile go out publicly like that on Instagram. They want change. They need change. #LFC

All the players who AGREE with Mohamed Salah’s post. 👏🏻

I have witnessed this club go from doubters to believers, and from believers to champions. It took hard work and I always did everything I could to help the club get there. Nothing makes me prouder than that. Us crumbling to yet another defeat this season was very painful and not what our fans deserve. I want to see Liverpool go back to being the heavy metal attacking team that opponents fear and back to being a team that wins trophies. That is the football I know how to play and that is the identity that needs to be recovered and kept for good. It cannot be negotiable and everyone that joins this club should adapt to it. Winning some games here and there is not what Liverpool should be about. All teams win games. Liverpool will always be a club that means a great deal to me and to my family. I want to see it succeed for long after I have moved on. As I’ve always said, qualifying to next season’s Champions League is the bare minimum and I will do everything I can to make that happen.

END OUR MISERY @John_W_Henry

Twenty defeats in all competitions. As many defeats as Leeds and Sunderland in the league. Conceded a goal to Chelsea in the middle of their worst ever drought. Gave Igor Tudor his only point. Some list of achievements by Arne Slot this season.

🚨 Steven Gerrard after Liverpool’s loss against Aston Villa: 🗣️ “That performance was unacceptable for a club of Liverpool’s size, especially after spending close to £500 million in the summer. With that level of investment, you should be fighting for major trophies not struggling just to stay in the top four. The team looks lost. There’s no clear identity, no consistency, and honestly I don’t understand what the tactical direction is supposed to be anymore. What worries me most is the idea of carrying these same problems into next season and hoping things suddenly improve. Liverpool standards are much bigger than this. Sometimes football forces clubs into difficult decisions, and if this continues, maybe it’s time for both sides to move on before next season.”

🚨🎙️ Jamie Carragher on Arne Slot after Liverpool’s 4-2 loss to Aston Villa “I’ve been saying this for weeks now — I don’t see this club progressing with Arne Slot in charge. Absolutely shocking again tonight. Slot has to take the blame for that performance. No fight, no intensity, no plan — we’ve just been bullied at Villa Park. That’s not Liverpool. The players looked lost out there, and the tactics were all wrong. If Liverpool are serious about getting back to where we belong, competing at the very top, then they have to act now. Xabi Alonso is there for the taking if Chelsea are sorting a deal. Hijack it. Go and get him. He’s a Liverpool man, he gets the club, he wins trophies. Because next season, you simply cannot play like this again. This isn’t Klopp’s Liverpool — it’s not even close. Sort it out, or the fans won’t stand for it.”

Please save us, @XabiAlonso.

Tinker Taylor Solskjaer Spy

Some people should be allowed to live forever, by the rest of us donating 5 minutes of our life. Judi Dench, Jeff Lynne, Attenborough, Tom Baker etc. This might be a sci-fi film, but I can't be arsed looking. The exception is the monarch. They should get to retire.