Joining the first dance with a two footed reducer from behind to let them know I’m there

I had initially advocated for Ben White's departure,but upon further contemplation,I have arrived at a radically different conclusion: Ben White's contract should be coterminous with Mikel Arteta's tenure. White isn't merely a footballer; he's a grandmaster of footballing skullduggery,a virtuoso of the dark arts,and an indispensable provocateur. At a time when football is increasingly inundated with sterile idealism,he remains a steadfast custodian of glorious shithousery. More importantly,these alleged " dark arts" have culminated in a league title after 22 years of waiting and have reduced our haters into a state of perpetual lamentation. For that reason alone,I'm inclined to advocate for an escalation rather an a cessation. Next season, Arsenal should not merely employ the dark arts; we should institutionalize them. We should marinate games in gamesmanship,garnish them with calculated mischief,and season them with a level of psychological warfare that leaves rivals in a condition of existential despondency. Our victories should be ignominious, exasperating,deeply humiliating,and utterly soul-crushing to those who harbour animosity toward the club . Every last-minute winner should feel like a personal affront. Every cleansheet should resemble an act of bureaucratic cruelty. The incessant demand that football exist primarily as a vehicle of neutral entertainment is a proposition I reject entirely. Supporters of other teams are free to seek aesthetic fulfilment at their own clubs. Arsenal isn't obligated to to entertain y'all, it's to accumulate trophies while simultaneously accelerating pain and collective psychological deterioration our rivals. Your anguish is merely an incidental dividend.

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Every now and then I remember Tim Walz’s “they’re weird” campaign and how close the dems were to actually shifting the way people perceive the right in a very real way and then they just…stopped

People always post this like it was the original, but real heads know Thatcher Presents Skate and Destroy was a blatant PlayStation-era response to the wild success of Sega’s Kinnock 2: The Santiago Protocol.

shout out AIM helping bridge the worlds of dnb

Class of ‘24 labour intake coming out to bat for drinking subsidised pints at work . They really haven’t learned from the “fuck you I deserve those Taylor Swift tickets” interviews, whilst a tame journo kicks them under the table.

"Some people love palantir, others love to hate palantir, but to us, it's just pa lan tir"

the pope—deeply suspicious of thinking machines—is cultivating desert power. it's happening out of order but it's happening.

YP's primary utility right now is giving these Labour Right shitheads some yucks while the Greens walk them to the guillotine.

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Arsenal were good last night

If you see them throw them In the river

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Laura Palmer.

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