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Ellen Pope retweeted
May 31
“jesus christ on a crystal meth binge the marmalade is fucking gone”
[Recap:] The Thick Of It writers Armando Iannucci and Simon Blackwell will script the next Paddington film.
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Ellen Pope retweeted
May 13
So yesterday PCOS was renamed to PMOS. After 11 years and about 22,000 people fighting for it.
If you’re one of the women who was told to just lose weight or come back when you want children, the reason it was renamed is going to make a lot of things make sense.
Keep reading🧵🩷
May 13
I learnt something new about PCOS recently, I’ll quote soon
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Apr 22
We've arrived at THAT episode #MorganMcSweeney
Apr 22
EXCL: Morgan McSweeney, the prime minister’s former chief of staff, has been summoned before the foreign affairs select committee.
McSweeney is to appear next Tuesday to respond to allegations that Downing Street put huge pressure on the civil service to approve his appointment as the UK’s ambassador to Washington.
It is highly unusual for No 10 chiefs of staff to appear before Commons committees – even after they have left post – and the session is likely to be an explosive one.
theguardian.com/politics/202…
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Apr 8
Let these have new homes, and amazing lives.
Apr 8
RSPCA says 250 dogs found crammed into one home bbc.in/4vhN2k5
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Apr 7
People need to stop retweeting that Marley and Me video, because I have just full on sobbed in my own house. And now I am chasing my dog around the house for cuddles.
Stop it.
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Ellen Pope retweeted
Apr 6
SEE THIS CUTE BUNNY? HE FUCKIN' DIES IF YOU DON'T OPEN THE FUCKIN' STRAIT
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Ellen Pope retweeted
Apr 6
Improving your life almost always involves subtraction. Emptier calendars, less TV, fewer possessions, simpler food, smaller house, less noise. We've been conditioned to chase more. Yet it's those who figured out the opposite that tend to have the most of what money can't buy.
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Ellen Pope retweeted
Apr 3
Competition time! How would you like the chance to watch a Taskmaster live record AND share a packet of crisps with Greg and me? Well, here’s your chance! Just follow the link below to enter.
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Ellen Pope retweeted
Apr 2
Channel 4 extends its reign as the UK home of @taskmaster
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Apr 1
Am I the only one who gets horrific anxiety watching any sort of rocket launches, especially with astronauts.
The idea of being launched into space does something wild to my whole body.
#artemis #moonmission
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Apr 1
I looked at an Airbnb in Porto for a month.
I feel I need some inspiration and escapism, so I want to go and write and read and build my business.
Anyone spent time in #Porto
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Apr 1
The utter cunt will still be rambling on when everyone in the UK wakes up.
The last thing the world needs is more updates from this lad.
Mar 31
TUNE IN: Tomorrow night at 9PM ET, President Trump will give an Address to the Nation to provide an important update on Iran.
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Ellen Pope retweeted
Apr 1
It’s a shame this is an April Fools cos you actually couldn’t take my money fast enough.
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Ellen Pope retweeted
28 Aug 2025
If Travis can get a bracelet and his number to Taylor Swift.
Surely I can get my number to Greg Davies.
Surely.
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Ellen Pope retweeted
Mar 24
a Corgi outperforming the American president in leadership is just so very 2026
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Ellen Pope retweeted
I wish we were led by a Corgi. It would be a huge step up for us Americans.
Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping their captors and making their way home
The group is believed to have travelled around 17 km together led by a corgi across highways and fields
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