half-bakery; updated in fits, starts

Joined April 2017
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Clark Devouring Himself #backrooms
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the good old days
keep thinking of this onion article
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I'm still in here
i just opened my kitchen cabinet and boots riley was in there asking me if i seen “i love boosters” yet
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LET THE BODIES KEEP THE SCORE
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Replying to @JaulaDePerreo
How about “Let’s take another crack with a Biden.” Needs work but the possibilities are endless.
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scrolling through instagram on a laptop just feels wrong. it dishonors god.
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Ordinary People (1980)
My flop son is reheating his dead older brother’s nachos
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Maybe Lupita is a really good choice for Helen of Troy. All I’ve seen is men fighting about her...
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Audiences when it’s time to support a low budget independent film that isn’t part of the horror genre
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sigh
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"So what's your take" "This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent" "100% disagree"
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MLB umpires shouldn’t have to be celibate.
A hill you’re willing to d!e on:
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The Mandalorian, The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, Her Lover, & Grogu
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sugar daddy: I'm gonna spoil you salt daddy: I'm gonna preserve you
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happy 1 year anniversary to the origin of the best cerveza cristal ad placement
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this drip >>>
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Seattle Times Editorial Board be like Katie Wilson is The Reason My Adult Children Don't Call Me
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Ivar's-coded
Dude caught a fly ball with a bread bowl. Yes, you read that correctly, a bread bowl
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