Managing Partner@Santa Barbara Venture Partners | Led Customer Acquisition: FastSpring, Google, Picasa, GoToMyPC/GoToMeeting

Joined March 2014
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Dan Engel retweeted
A must watch. This video is over 30 years old.

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Dan Engel retweeted
I love my black job šŸ–¤
Simone Biles being the GOAT, winning Gold medals and dominating gymnastics is her black job.
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Dan Engel retweeted
31 Jul 2024
random things i've learned about m&a: ​ - corp dev is 80% intelligence gathering and 20% being interested in doing a deal: you can't easily tell which one you are dealing with - ask them to hop on a plane and meet; that's how you know they are serious - if you don't get to speak to the decision maker after the initial intro, don't bother - do not share your numbers with a random corp dev saying they are interested - go to every damn conference for years before you sell, be well-known by everyone in your industry - you are not selling to a company, you are selling to a person - LOI doesn't mean anything - LOI means everything: stuff that is on LOI rarely gets renegotiated - everything is renegotiable - don't let lawyers hijack the negotiation with their bs - your price, my terms - "we close every LOI we issue" is a bs marketing line - there is a surprising number of publicly listed shitcos out there that are not able to finance transactions - if there are any delays after accepting the LOI and the buyer asks to extend exclusivity: walk away, they are not going to close - keep focusing on your business even during the DD - do not take stock unless you are dealing with a $1B publicly listed company - cash is king - hire a banker but do not expect them to do all the work - bankers are lazy bastards who get 5% of your company for 4 months of work - take the offer that is most likely going to close: life is a ladder and it helps to have your foot on the first step - birds fly, fish swim..... ​ .....and deals fall through
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Dan Engel retweeted
31 Jul 2024
AtĀ @svangel we spend our days looking for, investing in, and supporting founders who are building the future. We are pro-business, pro-American Dream, pro-entrepreneurship, and pro-technological progress. In this pivotal moment, we are united in our support for Vice President @KamalaHarris. I invite you to join us! Sign the pledge:Ā vcsforkamala.orgĀ #vcsforkamala #vcsfordemocracy @vcsforkamala
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Dan Engel retweeted
26 May 2024
ā€œAmerican politics are so crazy right now!ā€ No they aren’t. 1962. The president’s mistress is openly seducing him at public events. 6 months later, he avoids nuclear war. 6 months later, he’s shot in the head. We’re at like a 3/10 on the crazy American politics scale.
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Dan Engel retweeted
Deleted scene from Forrest Gump
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Dan Engel retweeted
In the wake of thisĀ weekend’s appallingĀ terroristĀ attacks on Israel, @MdaisĀ paramedics & volunteers have been working around the clock to save lives, performing dangerous & heroic work. Join me in supporting Magen David Adom, & I will match your contribution: afmda.org/bloomberg-match

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Dan Engel retweeted
We are the luckiest 1% of 1% of people to ever live in the entire history of humanity. Anyone putting "progress" in quotes does not realize that life in history was nasty, brutish and short and we are absolutely blessed to live when we live. Some facts for you. A thread (1):
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Dan Engel retweeted
The seven largest companies now have a market cap greater than the Energy, Materials, Industrials, and Financials sectors combined. @NDR_Research
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Dan Engel retweeted
In the latest episode, @engelventures and Dan Hedden of @SbVenture talk about their operator backgrounds, investment focus, and the tech community in Santa Barbara. It’s been fun getting to know their expertise and share deal flow together. bit.ly/3JYiXiN
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Dan Engel retweeted
18 Dec 2022
This is the last straw. I give up. You can find a link to my new Mastodon profile on my site. help.twitter.com/en/rules-an…

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Dan Engel retweeted
Turns out Twitter can, in fact, be real life.
Replying to @elonmusk
@elonmusk just got booed like I’ve never heard before on stage with @davechapelle and @chrisrock. He couldn’t get a word in, the crowd booed for 10 minutes. Not favored on his home turf. He looked stunned, must not get enough feedback IRL.
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.@ElonMusk must stop toxic Twitter. Join me in calling on Twitter's advertisers to demand a safer Twitter for their brands and for users: StopToxicTwitter.com

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Dan Engel retweeted
30 Sep 2020
U can see Biden thinking ā€œdo I even want to be president of a country that elected this guy?ā€
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Dan Engel retweeted
You are correct! But you tried to extort a foreign government for personal gain, so here we are.
You can’t Impeach someone who hasn’t done anything wrong!
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Dan Engel retweeted
26 Aug 2019
Aircraft Reportedly Crashed, Caught on Fire at #SantaBarbara Airport ow.ly/RSPY30ppNZO #AirplaneCrash #SBA

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