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visiting the shaolin monks then losing the wu tang game in historical fashion is crazy storytelling
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My plums so cold My geese wild I shall tell with a sigh Knicks in five
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Still offering all NBA refs free LASIK…

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Nobody breaks the fourth wall quite like Julie Andrews. One look at the camera and she can steal an entire scene.

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If the Knicks win the finals this year we're ripping this down with our bare hands
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jeremy allen white get off that bruce springsteen nonsense and come get your oscar fr this time
A Gene Wilder biopic is officially in development. (deadline.com/2026/06/gene-wi…)
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'Andor' creator Tony Gilroy's Peabody Awards Acceptance Speech: “We spent six years contemplating a fascist takeover of a galaxy far, far away. Six years thinking about what happens to ordinary beings when an authoritarian, insane, unchecked regime comes into the deal, and the show is really kind of what we learned" “If you’re not willing to fight for the things that you love, your family, community, your culture, your planet, your truth, freedom, there’s an asshole ready to come in and take it away. We learned that bravery and sacrifice and resistance comes in all shapes and sizes, and we learned that courage is contagious" “There’s so much is happening, it’s a fire hose of crap that you just can’t get through. And here we are. There isn’t a new cycle that goes by right now that doesn’t contain a variety of outrages that in any other time in our history in America wouldn’t be grounds for treason" “Please do not stop. Please do not turn out the lights until we can kill this nightmare… and fuck the Empire!” (via @Variety)
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Eric Schulmiller retweeted
siskel: the robots in pacific rim are large and they are in charge, i think this is one of the best movies about robots in the ocean of the year ebert: were they in charge? the situation was chaos
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From the bleachers to the ballfield and everywhere in between … Baseball is for everyone. #Pride
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Time I address the elephant in the room…..There I was, trying to enjoy a Mets game like a normal American. And who shows up sitting behind me? THAT WALL-CRAWLING MENACE! And what is he doing? Save the city? OH NO!!! SITTING IN PREMIUM SEATS PROBABLY PAID FOR BY MY TAX DOLLARS!!!
J.K. Simmons ran into Spider-Man at the Mets game tonight 😂🕸️ (via @MLB)
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RT @MikeDrucker: (*me forcing someone to wear the One Ring*) Oh my God, it's just a TOOL. It only goes bad for people who don't know what…
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Thinking today of the best piece of satire ever written. RIP Sonny Rollins, I promise you didn't waste your life! archive.is/20140801231827/ne…
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The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT
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This list of Cleveland Spiders player names is unreal 😂

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Such a wonderful shoutout to @StephenAtHome by the the Pope!
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ambitious thespian obama Let me be lear
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I didn't know Helen of Troy could generate so much conflict.
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I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.
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Hey. White liberals, progressives and leftists. Instead demanding Black athletes boycott the SEC. YOU need to boycott them as well. No merch. No tickets. Don’t send YOUR kids there. Don’t lay this all on us.
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