raising a herd of boys and a dashboard of uptime charts
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Jun 14
i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.
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We’d fix a lot of the issues with public schools if we’d just let the teachers hit the kids again
Jun 13
Throwing more money at public schools, even doubling teacher salaries, has virtually no effect on student outcomes.
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Jun 13
listen up, we have to vote for the man with the nazi tattoo so he can stop the man landing rockets and curing the blind from making any more money, otherwise we’ll get fascism
you see how stupid you sound, yes?
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Moo retweeted
Jun 11
My husband just told our son, who was picking on his little sister, "it is your job as a future man to listen and respect people's boundaries. You will often be bigger than others and it is unkind to use your size against them. She said stop. You will stop."
I've never heard another man, at least in my family, say anything like that
I hope we raise good humans.
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Moo retweeted
Jun 10
ten minutes into a little kid crying because angels have wings. “i don’t want the angel to have wings”. sorry man, i was not involved with that. “take them off”. i absolutely cannot. told him some people view them as symbolic or metaphorical. didn’t help.
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Moo retweeted
Jun 9
The child-free wedding trend popular among millennials and gen z-ers is the perfect example of their extended childhood behavior. The “it’s my big day” sentiment. You’re actually not supposed to feel that way as an adult. Not once did my inner-monologue spew the phrase “my big day” while planning my wedding. Embarrassing. As an adult you should actually be thinking about bringing joy to everyone else, and you should *especially* be thinking about bringing joy to children.
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Moo retweeted
Jun 9
“settling down”, as a euphemism for getting married and having kids may be the most inaccurate colloquialism of all time. i used to smoke on the couch for multiple hours a day. i was settled down. i was the maximum level of “settled down” a man can be without being in a coma.
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Pics that make reliability engineers cry
The wheel well of a brand new Boeing 737 MAX. The engineering is absolutely fascinating.
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Jun 6
One of the greatest speeches of the late 20th century, given on the 40th anniversary of one of the most spectacular days in human history.
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It’s a rare day I say to myself “why in the hell don’t I work for these folks” and today is one of those days
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We’re so back
May 27
That made the hair on my arms stand up. Literally horrifying.
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May 25
We’re not DINKS (double income no kids) we’re SILKS: single income lots of kids
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"Why is my burrito so much? I just wanted everyone making it to get paid more?"
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