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jp @excesstential

The good tweets are from me and the bad ones are from my interns

Joined February 2018
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jp@excesstential
4 Dec 2019
POV: you’re on a first date where the guy thinks his music taste is a little too good
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Katerina Dimitratos
@KDimitratos
Jun 12
World Cup tourists have discovered New Jersey deli:
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@uncle_authority
Jun 14
crazy how the "counterculture" shifted from Islamophobic anticommunist western chauvinism to Islamophobic anticommunist western chauvinism.
Michael Orthodox ☦
@Michaeldudufudu
Jun 13
It's actually insane how the counter culture shifted from Reddit atheism to Christian nationalism in just a decade
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pingu
@pingu4ll
Jun 14
your frontal lobe is fully formed when you start to think birds are cool
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RT @egeofanatolia: several film tweets recently that beg the question, aren’t you tired of talking like this?
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HELP🇵🇸 Despite limited resources, we continue to provide food to displaced people in Gaza, but this humanitarian work is threatened with closure if donations remain weak. We hope that everyone who supports the Palestinian cause will donate and participate. chuffed.org/project/183343
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100%. a rating is not supposed to be a hard relativity, it is a spiritual bestowal based on whatever the hell you want
Sydney🚀@CountVolpe
Jun 12
“You gave this movie 3 stars and that one 3.5”? “You gave this movie and that movie the same rating?” Shut up. Free yourself
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70k likes. I love sports, love being a fan, I hate sports fandom. I think i hate “fandom” around most things
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@wstgoat7
Jun 11
Someone just perfectly threw an egg at Wemby LMFAOOO
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please consider ❤️
Support Gaza🇵🇸@support_gaza7
Jun 11
Donate for Gaza🇵🇸 We appeal to everyone with even a shred of humanity towards the people of Gaza to contribute and donate, as the scale of the growing needs far exceeds the available resources The donations received are insufficient DonateWithoutHesitation chuffed.org/project/183343
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phoebe bridgers be like
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Trump when Mitchell Robinson is about to shoot a free throw
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not to celebpost but what a tragedy. leaving your beautiful wife and baby for a pop star who deep down you probably knew it wouldn’t last with anyways. shakespearean levels of hubris
TMZ
@TMZ
Jun 8
💔 Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater split after nearly 3 years together. tmz.me/3PSsdfk
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Help Gaza🇵🇸 We are announcing the suspension of our relief initiatives for displaced people in the Gaza Strip due to a lack of necessary donations to continue our work. We urge you to donate and not ignore this opportunity so that we can resume our work. chuffed.org/project/183343

Gaza Calls You... Contributing to Feeding, Treating, and Saving Thousands of Displaced People

n Gaza, thousands of families are living in dire conditions, facing displacement, hunger, and shortages of medicine and clean water.

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Soccer would not exist without immigrants. Immigrants play and coach the game, work in the stadiums, fill the stands, and make celebrations like the World Cup possible. Six of the players on the US Men's National Team are immigrants. We will not allow ICE or anyone else to sow fear in our communities — especially at this moment. As the world comes to our city, we will stand proudly with our immigrant neighbors and reject these attacks for what they are: an attempt to divide us.
Bloomberg
@business
Jun 8
The Trump administration has drawn up a plan to surge US Immigration and Customs Enforcement personnel to New York City, a move that threatens to escalate tensions with New York Governor Kathy Hochul over the president’s migrant crackdown. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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the first parent who invented bedtime

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new vince staples is v cool
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Spielberg | 50
@spielberg50
Jun 7
“Where’s the Horizon?”
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i don’t have any pithy intelligent take about down syndrome discourse. just that seeing people scream at one another pumped up by self-righteousness over a deeply messy painful scenario striking at the heart of questions re: autonomy, humanity & suffering makes me want 2 cry
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Donate to the Gaza Support Campaign💧 Drinking water distribution initiatives are a lifeline for thousands of displaced people in Gaza who face thirst daily Your donation help deliver clean water to families and children amidst dire humanitarian conditions chuffed.org/project/183343
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Hunter📈🌈📊
@StatisticUrban
Jun 6
From 2004 to 2024, Utah shifted blue by 24 points... In many ways, Utah is completely heterodox to the modern GOP. It is, for example, by some distance the most educated state Trump won, with a slightly higher share of adults with a bachelor's than Oregon or Rhode Island.
Dem Saints@LDS_Dems
Jun 6
Under new military guidance from Pete Hegseth, the LDS Church is officially classified as a non-Christian religion. My fellow Saints, you can love these Christian nationalists all you want, but they will not love you back. military.com/dod-officially-…
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Adam Piron@adam_piron
Jun 5
still think about this bit everyday. line reading of the decade.
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