@fakePOULTER profile picture
Fake Poulter @fakePOULTER

Fabulous English Golfer who is hooked on Little House on the Prairie. This account is fake, as the name clearly indicates. I am not, Ian James Poulter.

Joined March 2013
  • Tweets 42,615
  • Following 2,508
  • Followers 3,980
4,737 Photos and videos
Finally updated my twitter app. Sad day for me.
1
239
Praying for him.
viktorious hovland@hovihead
28 Sep 2025
he is vile for this x.com/dailyhovi/status/19724…
3
5
1,207
Finally a reasonable take.
Jake Weaver
@MidwestGolfJake
28 Sep 2025
Replying to @fakePOULTER
Rotate it between Whistling Straits and Erin Hills forever.
1
7
859
Update. Rick Reilly is still alive.
Rick Reilly@ReillyRick
28 Sep 2025
Every two years the USA picks a rookie captain, who appoints his rookie friends as vice captains and installs all new pairings. Euro meanwhile smooths along with the same captain and same pairings nearly every time. Fix the system. #RyderCup
1
5
629
Hatton give him the putt. WTF
2
5
962
Also remembered for a sleeping injury.
Brian Kirschner
@BrianKirschner_
28 Sep 2025
Congrats to the European fans, I’m so happy this week will be remembered for a close amazing Sunday instead of a beat down at Bethpage Better pairings, better culture and better history. Couple putts here and there is what it’s going to come down to sadly.
2
648
Update from the @rydercup The @RyderCupUSA :
4
315
We just want to see Good golf, d!Psh!t. Nobody cares anymore.
2
5
859
Guess this doods handicap….
1
3
607
People Forget Lou Gosset Jr. was in Little House…
1
404
Hey @PabstBlueRibbon …. What gives??? Nothing on the bottle top??
1
276
Piss middle szn.
3
346
Zach Johnson isn’t impressed.
PGA TOUR
@PGATOUR
22 Jun 2025
New England's own now has two @TravelersChamp trophies 🏆🏆
4
972
Currently sitting at 4, Rory has work cut out for him if he’s going to win the grand slam this year.
3
355
Martin Kaymer is a bucket hat guy? I like it.
2
2
531
I’ll never get tired of shooting golf in Vegas.
13
918
161 putts? That has to be last in the field. Over 10 putts per hole? Yikes. He must be on pace to shoot almost 200. Tough scene.
David Dusek@Golfweek_Dusek
15 May 2025
Cameron Davis has holed just over 161 of putts through 16 holes at the @PGAChampionship.
0:08
1
2
589
I’m looking to shoot some golf next Saturday in Seattle. Anyone have any suggestions.
4
1
2,329
Electric!!!!!!
Sean Zak
@Sean_Zak
29 Apr 2025
2026 Presidents Cup captains have been announced here in Chicago. Team USA: Brandt Snedeker Internationals: Geoff Ogilvy
470
WTF is this????
Mark Calcavecchia@MarkCalc
21 Apr 2025
Just watched Blazing Saddles for the 1st time in 40 years. Might be top 10 worst movies I’ve ever seen. Thought it was a classic all these years 👎😩
2
4
1,687
Load more