~*I*~ am the sun.

Joined January 2009
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I will never forgive it.
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Meet Brötchen. That's the name Berlin Zoo has chosen for its rare newborn pygmy hippo, and it means "bread roll" in German

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I got caught stealing from hobby lobby and they hot-glued my hands to the insides of my pockets
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the vet didnt explicitly call him fat today but she did whisper “15 pounds” in a disappointed tone when she handed him to me
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Look at this fucking cat I saw today. He kept leaning out of his stroller to play with flowers
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say goodmorning matchstick
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you’ve tried Sleep… now try Sleep II
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Absolute banger
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can we please bring back casting call? this should be a southern nobody’s big break
Margot Robbie is reportedly rumoured to be in negotiations to star in the upcoming Britney Spears biopic 👀 Based on Spears’ memoir "The Woman In Me," directed by John M. Chu.
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It's amazing that even 120 years ago people ascribed "I can has cheeseburger" dialect to cats
Postcard from 1902.
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Clearly, this is not the first time he's done this 😅

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kenneth in that one episode
Who’s your favorite sitcom secretary?
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yearly reminder to LEAVE BABY BUNNIES ALONE their mom is coming back for them!!!!!
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I shall never recover from seeing this picture of my sister's kitten being SUPER nosey. her stupid tiny baby legs. 😭
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Have a barn owl meme to start your week! This is the last owl species I have left on my list to photograph in Florida. Gonna be a tough one since they're primarily active at night and my telephoto lens isn't exactly the greatest in low light. I'm confident we can do it!
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ur body ur choice but you didn’t need To share that with the world, i personally never would have!
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Squirrels caught napping together outside a man's window After months of watching a squirrel family grow outside his window, photographer Ludwig C. Timm captured this rare moment of them sleeping side by side
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"A Very Small Dog," by Jamie Wyeth
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Tortoises sometimes exhibit aggression towards dark-colored objects, particularly black items.

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I just learned the origin of the phrase "pulling out all the stops" comes from the world of pipe organs
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once i had seven cats at my house. i let a cat have kittens here, then gave most away. but when i had all seven, surprisingly, it felt very powerful. i had a cadre of beasts to wield. i suspect that “crazy cat ladies” do not feel feeble at all, i believe they are power tripping.
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