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Replying to @KellyScaletta
He mourns for Epstein Yearns for daughter Ivanka Pedo through and through
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Yup
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Happy National Best Friends Day
Today is National Best Friends Day.
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“I’m Jake Tapper, tonight correspondent Laura Loomer dives into Hunter Biden’s deranged trolling, Kellyanne Conway reveals Joe Biden fell asleep watching TV again, and Ian Miles Cheong confirms Biden is the reason he’s never left Malaysia. Those stories and Catturd, tonight.”
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Thank you for extraordinary reporting extraordinary stories and we will see you soon somewhere else
CBS News has terminated “60 Minutes” veteran Scott Pelley after the journalist and executives felt they could not find a way to work together. The move comes after a heated public argument Monday between Pelley and Nick Bilton, the former tech journalist installed last week by editorial chief Bari Weiss. variety.com/2026/tv/news/sco…
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Fixed it
Breaking news: Trump administration officials have pressed the Bureau of Engraving and Printing to design a $250 bill featuring the president’s portrait, in what would be the first appearance of a living person on U.S. currency in more than 150 years. wapo.st/4dQNsGj
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Can’t believe Tulsi Gabbard gave her husband bone cancer just to have an excuse to get away from Trump.
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Don’t talk to my bro, he famous af.
Pussy is fucking awesome, my guy. I hope you get some someday.
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This didn’t age well.
Virginia voters are currently REJECTING the Democrat redistricting plan to gerrymander Keep voting NO. Don’t let Democrats keep rigging our elections
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I guess this is a good time to say this: I'm glad Charlie Kirk is dead. The world is a better place without him.
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Pete Hegseth reminds me of Chet from Weird Science.
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That’s the way it is. They give orders from a beach club, some other Americans die in a desert. They make money off the government, everyone else owes more. They get away with crimes, and the people who protest them get arrested and even killed. And on and on. The way it is.
a slurring Trump in new video on American troops killed by Iran: “Sadly, there will likely be more before it ends. That's the way it is. Likely be more.“
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Hey my muchachos, it'd be a dang shame if #SendBarron started trending today
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Your name is Brilyn
Isn't it nice knowing the entire world now knows the U.S. is no longer run by men in dresses?
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I wonder how many gallons of cum has @PeteHegseth spewed across the pentagon, Air Force one, and the Oval Office today. #IranWar
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An illegal war, funded in part by illegal taxes, waged by a corrupt criminal and the buffoon he put in charge of our military. No matter what you think about the Iranian regime, you have to be out of your fucking mind to support this.
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There isn’t a single person in the world that believes you would “obey the law” or use ai only for “lawful purposes”. You can’t wait to use ai technology ti commit unspeakable atrocities and we all fucking know it.
This week, Anthropic delivered a master class in arrogance and betrayal as well as a textbook case of how not to do business with the United States Government or the Pentagon. Our position has never wavered and will never waver: the Department of War must have full, unrestricted access to Anthropic’s models for every LAWFUL purpose in defense of the Republic. Instead, @AnthropicAI and its CEO @DarioAmodei, have chosen duplicity. Cloaked in the sanctimonious rhetoric of “effective altruism,” they have attempted to strong-arm the United States military into submission - a cowardly act of corporate virtue-signaling that places Silicon Valley ideology above American lives. The Terms of Service of Anthropic’s defective altruism will never outweigh the safety, the readiness, or the lives of American troops on the battlefield. Their true objective is unmistakable: to seize veto power over the operational decisions of the United States military. That is unacceptable. As President Trump stated on Truth Social, the Commander-in-Chief and the American people alone will determine the destiny of our armed forces, not unelected tech executives. Anthropic’s stance is fundamentally incompatible with American principles. Their relationship with the United States Armed Forces and the Federal Government has therefore been permanently altered. In conjunction with the President's directive for the Federal Government to cease all use of Anthropic's technology, I am directing the Department of War to designate Anthropic a Supply-Chain Risk to National Security. Effective immediately, no contractor, supplier, or partner that does business with the United States military may conduct any commercial activity with Anthropic. Anthropic will continue to provide the Department of War its services for a period of no more than six months to allow for a seamless transition to a better and more patriotic service. America’s warfighters will never be held hostage by the ideological whims of Big Tech. This decision is final.
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Yeah, let’s give this unhinged dipshit access to unlimited surveillance and ai powered weapons. Totally normal. Thank God @AnthropicAI is full of people who get it.
"THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WILL NEVER ALLOW A RADICAL LEFT, WOKE COMPANY TO DICTATE HOW OUR GREAT MILITARY FIGHTS AND WINS WARS! That decision belongs to YOUR COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF, and the tremendous leaders I appoint to run our Military.  The Leftwing nut jobs at Anthropic have made a DISASTROUS MISTAKE..." - President Donald J. Trump
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Wait, you’ve never hear JD Vance talk? Everyone hates that douche too.
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Replying to @krassenstein
What will the democrat party hate after the next presidential election? How will they go on without their willingness to blame everything on Trump since 2016?
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Bitch, IS THAT HITLER?!?
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