today my mother passed away due to complications from surgery. she was 54. Read: twitlonger.com/show/n_1ss8dk…

Youve been caught by The Chaser

returning again to post a huge W 🥹

every now and again i glance back at this site and every time within seconds i am reminded why i left all microblogging sites

pure talent y'all

That is very bad luck. To make a transphobic comment on the one day in recorded history the British media and political class have decided they actually don't like transphobia.

Bullshit. There's no evidence 3 million toothbrushes performed a DDoS. What the f*** is wrong with you people???? There are no details, like who is the target of the DDoS? what was the brand of toothbrushes? how are they connected to the Internet (hint: they aren't, they are Bluetooth)? All we have is somebody from a security company making vague, unsubstantiated claims, more along the lines that "this is something that could happen" rather standing behind the claim that it actually did happen, that are in turn misinterpreted by a journalist. The entire story is crap. archive.is/yzAg7 Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.

Had a vision

you'd have to waterboard me to get me to post this publicly

chief of staff: Mr. President, very sad news. King Charles has cancer. joe biden [ munching block of Kerrygold butter ]: hot damn. we do that?

This how people who play persona games on japanese think they look

Congrats to "Flowers," the worst song to win this award in 30 years

mfw the world's most drab and boring fucking song wins record of the year

wild sentence but calvin harris genuinely got fucking shafted on this one

WHY DID THEY PLAY THAT SONG AT THE END HELP

holy shit arc search is one of the most impressive web browsers i’ve ever used

that’s worse than random guessing. he’s cooking. we just have the signal inverted