Family time is priority, wife, kids. Camping, paddle boarding, foodies. I make jewelry and play disc golf. (also Kraken Hockey and fantasy football)
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Forch20 retweeted
20 Oct 2025
Vlad Guerrero showing up to Mariners/Jays g7 in an Auston Matthews jersey.
Matthews in g7s:
Florida (2025) LOSS
Boston (2024) LOSS
Tampa (2022) LOSS
Montreal (2021) LOSS
Boston (2019) LOSS
Boston (2018) LOSS
0 goals
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#SeizeTheMoment
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“Don’t put your finger where my mouth was.”
“You can lift up your glass and I’ll suck it up for you!”
#donttakemypicture
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I have to answer all the weird out of state phone calls I get cause u never know when one of the children will have ruined/lost their phone and borrowed one from some rando.
“Dad I left the phone on the beach, I didn’t know the tide would come in so fast… and it was on a chair”
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We found a #nudibranch at Dash Point State Park today. Thanks to @SeattleAquarium for the wonderful naturalists and thanks to @blprnt for the octopus story that inspired my son to learn so much about marine biology! (And the nudibranchs)
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I wonder if mad magazine influenced my outlook on the world?
12 Nov 2022
The subject of the cartoon was a so-called “Super Patriot” who loves his country “while hating 93% of the people who live in it.” snopes.com/fact-check/mad-ma…
“Telling time on a regular clock is annoying, it’s like we are living in the 90’s”
#14yoquotes
So explain to me the allure of eating potato chips grown from the spit, sweat and blood of football players.
11 Jan 2022
Hey 12s, Lay's grew potatoes in fields mixed with the soil from the VMAC. Find out how you can taste the glory of the Seahawks by visiting @lays on twitter. There are only so many Seahawks Golden Grounds bags up for grabs, so go check it out now!
Working in video stores in the 90’s… is “Die Hard” a Christmas movie or not? The tears were real.
@merrillmatter
Forch20 retweeted
18 Oct 2021
How Mitch McConnell accidentally created an unregulated THC market: 53eig.ht/3DP3IE3
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No one ever made a news story when I went back to a bar?
24 Feb 2021
At 32, former gymnastics world champion Chellsie Memmel is stepping away from the judges' table and climbing back on the bar.
Full story by @WillGravesAP: apne.ws/gwCO7yW
You should had me on as a guest... the doc found a car whisker in my ear. The doc took a picture for his own entertainment....
@BrentTerhune
Forch20 retweeted
25 Dec 2020
Looks like our friends in Seattle got an interesting picture of an object flying past the moon.
25 Dec 2020
Picture from the roof a couple of minutes ago. Can still see the moon through the clouds. #wawx
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No social distancing I would guess.
This headline is quite the journey
I don’t know this dude but I see his stuff on Twitter all the time and it almost always resonates with me. This is a good summation...
Democrats need to understand that words mean more than intent. If I say, "Let's go to a buffet." You immediately think about old people. But if I say, "Let's grab something off the hot bar," that sounds like appealing variety. BUT IT'S THE SAME SHIT. The former just has a stigma.