fourfaults (Taylor's version) || horse twitter alum

Joined December 2015
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even the nfl stans a legend
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i would simply be unstoppable
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Anyone have a good resource (book, YouTube, blog, etc) for everyday exercises for working with weanlings? Looking for ways to desensitize her to as much as possible, especially when she’s still young and v curious.
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Are Tailored Sportsmans just no longer a thing? Didn’t see them anywhere at the Royal lol
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I'm not saying Mark Zuckerberg is a better person, but if you changed your name on Facebook to "Italian Mark Zuckerberg" and posted "I send a the calzone into the metaverse! Ohhhh!" he would never see it, and even if he did, he would not care, and would not do anything about it.
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It's as if in 2014, I'd been like, "I'll just buy tumblr."
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3 Nov 2022
Overheard a university student say “Arctic Monkeys were my dad’s favourite band when I was little.” The passage of time is relentless, unfathomable, cruel, and unforgiving.
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billionares are so weird. what are you saving up for? hell?
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do y’all remember
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9 May 2014
drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,
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movie reference
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29 Sep 2022
“actually we’ve met before” okay well I don’t remember you. Have you considered being less forgettable and insignificant
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if boys knew how soft my hair was i bet they would want to date me
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RIP Queen Elizabeth, gone and forgotten but not missed.
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queen elizabeth is currently listening to "it's time to go" by taylor swift music.apple.com/gb/album/its…

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every errand costs $50 now. they used to cost $20 and then went up a little to like $25 or maybe $40 if it was a fancy errand, but now it’s usually $50 and sometimes $100. what is joe biden plan about my errands
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this house breaks all laws in the sims, it’s literally a width of 3. you couldn’t even get around the table. someone is going to get stuck in the kitchen and yell “blursh!” as they wave their arms angrily at the person blocking them.
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what used to be the phone pouch in shorts is laughable now. there’s not a phone alive that would actually fit in one
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