Writer for @DailyIranNews, AI safety expert at @AnthropicAI, Wokeness consultant for @MonsterEnergy, localizer at @Crunchyroll, sponsored by @OpenSociety
Joined March 2023
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Futarch ⚢☭ retweeted
I wish I didnt have to hear about sports stuff happening because I don't rlly gaf
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sorry liberals, but the only woke way to treat the world cup is to ignore it entirely, not to root for random non-western monarchies
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Futarch ⚢☭ retweeted
Meine Mama hat mir einfach erlaubt dass ich Östro nehmen darf. Wie cool ist das bitte? Jetzt zock ich Fortnite und habe Titten. Yippieee
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Futarch ⚢☭ retweeted
trillionaire mindset
Jun 12
>Be Elon
>Get bullied so badly as a kid that you end up in the hospital
>Escape into books
>Read more than 8hrs a day
>Teach yourself programming
>Sell a video game at 12
>Leave South Africa
>Sleep on couches
>Work odd jobs
>Get into America
>Build a startup
>Get fired from your own company
>Start over
>Build another company
>Merge it into PayPal
>Get removed as CEO
>Your company gets acquired
>Walk away with nearly $180 million
>Instead of retiring at 31, put almost all of it into three impossible ideas: Electric cars, Solar energy, Rockets
>People tell you you're insane
>Start a rocket company with no aerospace degree
>Learn rocket science from textbooks
>First rocket fails
>Second rocket fails
>Third rocket fails
>Divorce
>Public humiliation
>Cash running out
>One launch away from bankruptcy
>Launch anyway
>The fourth rocket reaches orbit
>NASA signs a contract
>Survive
>Tesla is weeks from collapse
>Save it at the last minute
>Get mocked for wanting reusable rockets.
>Land one.
>Then another.
>Then dozens.
>Turn science fiction into engineering
>Get mocked for betting on EVs
>Turn electric cars into status symbols
>Force the entire auto industry to follow
>Build the most valuable car company in history
>Launch astronauts into orbit
>Create a global satellite internet network.
>Buy Twitter
>Fire most of the staff
>Rename it X
>Walk into politics
>Risk your reputation
>Risk your companies
>Risk your fortune
>Become one of the most polarising people on Earth.
>Get attacked by the media, politicians, competitors, and activists
>Keep building anyway
>Become a TRILLIONAIRE
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Futarch ⚢☭ retweeted
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Y'know this is why I don't like him
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Futarch ⚢☭ retweeted
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Fuck you and your pink washing. You don't get to commit genocide you fascist fuck.
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living in 2026 means misunderstanding the title "China's basest warlord"
There was a distant third. It was an interesting time for China.
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Futarch ⚢☭ retweeted
Ivory Coast becomes the FIRST team in this World Cup to win whilst having LESS Bird species than their opposition! 😲
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Futarch ⚢☭ retweeted
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It's conservative to think people under 20 deserve hrt?
You guys are just conservatives larping as woke.
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what happened this time
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german mentality is so insane dawg, they dont give a single shit what the score is, they always want to score more. They dont care about your pain
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Futarch ⚢☭ retweeted
The woman, who described herself as being “on the left side of the political spectrum,” revealed that Platner never returned the pie dish she gave him. Once again, he is beginning to sound like a sketchy dude.
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Futarch ⚢☭ retweeted
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This literally shows workers doing all the work lol
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hell yeah
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Oh Boy: President Donald Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport named football.
"This is football, there is no question about it. We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff."
😬😬😬
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Futarch ⚢☭ retweeted
Jun 13
The person isn’t doing it. There are just turning knobs on a computer program, seeing if they like the output, then turning the knobs on the computer program again. The computer is doing the art.
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Futarch ⚢☭ retweeted
Jun 13
Our culture is not your costume
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Futarch ⚢☭ retweeted
No one ever watches a movie and says “this is gonna really set back the heterosexual community”
Jun 11
i just think marginalized creators should also be given the grace to make stuff they like without the pressure of it having to be a masterpiece or the pressures of being a voice for their entire community
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Futarch ⚢☭ retweeted
Jun 13
if Toby Fox came out as trans every wholesome chungus leftoid fandomite will start to find more and more esoteric reasons to cancel them, like saying Ralsei was whitewashed after he took off the hat
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maybe he's a repper who hates youngshits, have we ever considered that?
Zohran Mamdani’s new transgender care clinic will not provide care to trans people under the age of 19 ➡️ bit.ly/4orBJmw
📷 Getty
ALT Zohran Mamdani with a trans flag behind him, and the headline: Zohran Mamdani’s new trans clinic will not provide care for trans people under 19
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everyone hates youngshits it's kinda crazy
x.com/Osint613/status/206478…
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Mayor Mamdani announced $15 million for gender-affirming care services at a Pride event at New York City Hall.
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Futarch ⚢☭ retweeted
Her name isn’t Bread Roll!
Her name is „Brötchen“!
Since when do you translate names? 😭
Meet Bread Roll, the rare baby pygmy hippo calf already going viral at Berlin Zoo
Her name follows the Moo Deng-inspired trend of food names for baby animals
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