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Please, everyone, note that when I have my next birthday - or any subsequent one - I wish to have exactly zero politicians of any political persuasion in attendance.
24 Jul 2022
Disheartening downside of bipartisanship: 'We've been seeing a bit of each other': Peter Dutton attends birthday bash for friend Richard Marles in Washington skynews.com.au/australia-new…
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Feeling sadness for your loss, @joshzepps .
Your dad was a wonderful person, may he rest in peace.
yisgadal veyiskadash shmey raba ...
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What's up with the @KJAZZ881 live stream?
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Since the 3G shutdown, @Optus no longer functions for 4G or 5G in Bondi.
I'm ordering a bloody carrier pigeon.
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Thank you @NBN_Australia for your complete absence of service.
Which was working perfectly well until you performed some maintenance on Wednesday last. Since then, my service has been very poor and intermittent, culminating today in a complete and total failure.
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As regards Wednesday's maintenance, I was truly excited to learn of this after you had started it.
But right now you have left me with no service, which means that some essential (to my health and well-being) services no longer function.
Again, thank you.
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They're confusing activity with actually doing something useful
7 Nov 2024
FMD. They want to ban YouTube for kids as well ? ? ? It’s a valuable learning tool in schools around the country. this is gross stupidity.
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Anus and Bananaby ...
7 Nov 2024
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Professor West Wing Fried Chicken Shack retweeted
6 Nov 2024
The US may deserve Trump. We don’t.
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Professor West Wing Fried Chicken Shack retweeted
6 Nov 2024
Turns out the USA aren’t ready for a female President
But they are ready for a convicted criminal🤷🏼♂️🤦♂️
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Professor West Wing Fried Chicken Shack retweeted
6 Nov 2024
BREAKING: Trump celebrates at campaign headquarters with some of his closest friends and associates:
(Video courtesy @Tarquin_Helmet.)
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He will oead the tinfoil age of America
6 Nov 2024
Trump thanks supporters for being elected 47th and 45th president. He says he wants to help the country 'heal' by fixing is problems.
He says he wants to lead the Golden Age of America.
'This is a magnificent victory for the American people that will allow us to Make America Great Again.'
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Lambie does not look silly.
She IS silly.
Beyond silly.
5 Nov 2024
Lambie shames herself in Estimates - aggressive and angry - highly unprofessional behaviour. Ask your questions but to swear and carry on like a pork chop just makes you look silly.
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Confirms a number of sad thoughts
6 Nov 2024
Marjorie Taylor Green Lauren Boebert Ted Cruz Rick Scott . All won
makes you wonder eh?
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I am shocked, I tells ya. Shocked.
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But I have eleventy negatively geared houses.
What am I to do?
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Professor West Wing Fried Chicken Shack retweeted
5 Nov 2024
Bridget McKenzie spent so much time up the front of Qantas flights she started dressing as a pilot.
#auspol
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Professor West Wing Fried Chicken Shack retweeted
5 Nov 2024
Wednesday’s @thetimes cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morte…
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How is a convicted felon a candidate for the IS presidency?
5 Nov 2024
This is absolutely, categorically NOT #MELANIA! This imposter’s been wearing sunglasses indoors all day. Only #MAGA are stupid enough to believe this crap. How is a man who walks around with a fake wife even a contender for president? #ElectionDay
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Probably paid for by their bosses (MuckDoch) so for them it's a free piss-up.
Which for many of them is the only thing that matters
So there is a party planned. Trumpers. $1000 per head Canberra . All inclusive, chauffeur to/ from, thing is- it's ALL media . Invitation only. Closed event. Now you understand WHY our media is SO biased! It's SOLD OUT! 🚩🚩🚩💥🔥💀💯👀
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