The Modelo Mystery Drinker 🗿
Joined November 2015
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28 Jul 2024
So high my inner thoughts are speaking in a racist accent
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26 Aug 2024
She licked me so hard my phone started playing bob's burgers
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General Grime retweeted
10 Feb 2023
Tik tok will melt your brain. If you want to get smarter you have to play video games made between 2001-2009 and never read books
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25 Nov 2022
Bruh she pickleboarded herself
24 Nov 2022
10 Nov 2022
"Errol doesn't like Glocks"
"No, there's just a time and a place"
9 Jul 2022
Fruit roll-ups are just airheads that were squished with a tortilla press
General Grime retweeted
2 Apr 2021
My cat: meow
Me: took the words right outta my mouth, buddy
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4 Jul 2022
"Ah shit I think I actually have to finish this gram tonight"
"Why?"
"Because I'm a baller."
@moistraccoon22
General Grime retweeted
14 May 2022
That’s not the first time I’ve lasted 22 seconds
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21 May 2022
I feel like Cheif O'Brien in the episode "hard time" of DS9, just fucking shit up, no holo-suite.
6 May 2022
It's about cultivating a strong beneficial microbiome in your gut region, G
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